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Nomes ([info]onaga) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-18 22:52:00


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Breakupplz?
Horsefucker's human girlfriend was ignoring his mighty stallion ways...

...and she's gone!

Break out the champagne. Or the hard liquor, to cope with all the friends telling him that he's better off with horseywife alone and no bitchy (i.e. verbal) woman to get in his way.

(Thanks to [info]cookie_love for the links!)


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Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point.
[info]napalmnacey
2007-03-20 01:54 pm UTC (link)
I guess the stupid bitch never watched her cat yawn and think, 'Wow, THOSE look sharp!'

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Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point.
[info]cookie_love
2007-03-20 04:23 pm UTC (link)
*crosses her legs and refuses to think about it*

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Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point.
[info]singe
2007-03-21 12:14 am UTC (link)
Oh, god, ow, no, ow, no, ow.

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Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point.
[info]napalmnacey
2007-03-21 12:31 am UTC (link)
It's bad enough when my cat licks my *nose* cause she loves me. Owchies.

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Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point.
[info]hallidae
2007-03-21 09:25 pm UTC (link)
... ::curls up in a ball:: Ow, ow, fuckin' ow...just thinking about it is agony.

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Re: I dunno, I kinda see their point.
[info]napalmnacey
2007-03-21 11:11 pm UTC (link)
The brain is not strong with some people, I guess.

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