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Anonyrat (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} anonyrat) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank, |
Second, babies are HARDLY fragile. You could probably bounce a baby like a basketball and it would be fine
As a former baby who decided it would be a good idea to dive head-first at the concrete from a high chair, I can vouch for the truth of this statement.
I turned out OK in the end.
(Although being dropped on the head as a child might explain a few things. My fondness for Van Helsing, perhaps, or the fact that the bulk of my fanfic output has been Roman poets having gay sex.)
As a former baby who decided it would be a good idea to dive head-first at the concrete from a high chair, I can vouch for the truth of this statement.
I turned out OK in the end.
(Although being dropped on the head as a child might explain a few things. My fondness for Van Helsing, perhaps, or the fact that the bulk of my fanfic output has been Roman poets having gay sex.)
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