Second, babies are HARDLY fragile. You could probably bounce a baby like a basketball and it would be fine (and NO I am not advocating this, simply exaggerating to make a point) because babies and kids have the cellular rejuvenation skills of a gecko tail. They can heal within minutes.

WTF?????? I wanted to believe you were pulling my leg, but no you weren't. Someone actually said this. My babies sported their bruises and scrapes fro the same amount of time as any normal human being does -- because that's what they are, human beings -- not radioactive mutants from another world.