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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-22 10:43:00


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LJ Cuts: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Oh dear. Who would have thought that a basic request for an LJ cut would go so wrong?

Meet [info]aegion. S/he has a stick so far up his/her bum that any and all requests for LJ cuts are triggering—at least, triggering in that they turn her into a complete asshat whenever they're asked for.

The first instance occurred in [info]ourbedrooms, where a poster made a very image-heavy post. [info]layersofmeaning comments asking for an LJ cut. [info]aegion takes offense at this. Of course, her flipping out is okay because she's a role-model in the community, and anyone that tries to talk sense to her is too verbous, and a stylistic nightmare.

It quiets down after this, but oh no, not for long . . .

Enter [info]naruhodo_kun. She makes a post to [info]girl_gamers, showcasing a piece of fan art she drew. It's pretty large, and it's posted without an LJ cut, so [info]aerynmoo comments asking for a cut. Alas, what she didn't know is that [info]aegion was on the scene, and found her asking for a cut downright rude. She proceeds to flip out. Of course, she can't help it—those requests for cuts are a PET PEEVE, and turn her into a drooling moron. If you can't afford high-speed internet, the lack of LJ cuts will force you off welfare! But don't call her on her shit, or SHE WILL PWN YOU! Just like she pwned that "twenty something year old virgin", [info]misscarlos.

If I don't post again, know it was because [info]aegion PWNED! me.



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[info]ashenmote
2007-03-22 04:58 pm UTC (link)
Oh dear. Who would have thought that a basic request for an LJ cut would go so wrong

*raises hand*

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(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-03-22 05:04 pm UTC

ealusaid
2007-03-22 05:00 pm UTC (link)
"Seriously, guys, quit bitching about LJ-cuts! You just need to buy a house in the city, pay for hispeed internet, and get yourself a higher resolution monitor! Oh! And you're such a bunch of spoiled rich kids, too!"

*headdesk*

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[info]eilan
2007-03-22 05:06 pm UTC (link)
Let's not forget this one: http://community.livejournal.com/stupid_free/379298.html

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(no subject) - ealusaid, 2007-03-22 05:13 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-03-22 07:33 pm UTC
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[info]entrenous88
2007-03-22 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh, this [info]aegion reminds me so much of a wanker formerly in my fandom who wanted to fight and die for the right to post enormous NWS pics without cuts. You would weep for her bravery in telling people who had dial-up that they should get with the fucking times already and leave the internet for the people who had enough money to enjoy it the right way. Gets you where you live!

At least, I think she's a former member of my fandom. Why, she's announced she's leaving and taking her ball four or five times now. Surely she's gone already!

Anyway, what I really want to know is, who are the little guys with Twinkies for heads in the huge pic that [info]naruhodo_kun posted to [info]girl_gamers.... Okay, maybe not Twinkies, but surely their heads are made of snack cakes of some kind!

It is lunchtime, right?

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-03-22 05:27 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]cinnamonical, 2007-03-22 10:38 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]deconcentrate, 2007-03-22 05:45 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-03-22 11:00 pm UTC
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[info]mcity
2007-03-22 05:24 pm UTC (link)
I say that all post with posters of lesbians kissing shouldn't have a cut. In fact, let's have lesbians kissing in every post, anywhere, ever, from here on out.

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(no subject) - [info]faemageforsaken, 2007-03-22 05:27 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]anonyrat, 2007-03-22 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-03-22 08:09 pm UTC
Here. - [info]mcity, 2007-04-01 03:51 am UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-03-22 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blue_penguin, 2007-03-22 08:26 pm UTC
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[info]faemageforsaken
2007-03-22 05:26 pm UTC (link)
I'm just boggled that in the first thread she insinuates that anyone who is complaining must be a middle-class white American teenager and too spoiled to have faced the harsh realities of the world, but then she turns around and tells another person to casually get a better monitor.

...

I'm laughing my ass off and personally offended, all at the same time! XD

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[info]phosfate
2007-03-22 05:28 pm UTC (link)
"Look misscarlos, I've tried being nice to you here, but I'll PWN you too if I have to. Don't think I won't. You're obsessed with fictional video game guys and that's quite pathetic. You're a twenty something year old virgin. I could totally pwn you anytime I want."

Is it me, or does she totally fail to realize that the people replying that she's the best LJer ever are mocking her?

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(no subject) - [info]lady7jane, 2007-03-22 10:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-03-23 10:48 pm UTC

[info]itsirtou
2007-03-22 05:34 pm UTC (link)
I know I'm overreacting but I CAN't HELP IT. This is a major pet peeve of mine. Don't you have any things that cause an overwhelming feeling of anger in you even though it's illogical?i>

Here's some advice, [info]aegion:

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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(no subject) - [info]itsirtou, 2007-03-22 05:35 pm UTC
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[info]entrenous88
2007-03-22 05:38 pm UTC (link)
Huh. So lying on her resume about her job history, and falsely obtaining other people's diplomas doesn't bug her...but a request for an LJ-cut, that's WRONG and should be punished by calling people virgins or telling posters their kids are fugly.

That's what I like about [info]aegion. Her moral rectitude. Also, her resume advice.

*goes to sexy up my CV*

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(no subject) - [info]white_serpent, 2007-03-22 06:56 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2007-03-22 10:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]entrenous88, 2007-03-22 10:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2007-03-22 11:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2007-03-22 11:31 pm UTC
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iwanttobeasleep
2007-03-22 05:40 pm UTC (link)
Wow, Aegion is an epic wanker.

S/h/it can also be seen here, trying its hardest to start up a console war.

I know I'm overreacting but I CAN't HELP IT. This is a major pet peeve of mine.

I am so going to use that excuse all the time. "My pet peeves make me incapable of getting off the Internet!"

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(no subject) - [info]deconcentrate, 2007-03-22 05:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - nam_jai, 2007-03-22 05:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anonyrat, 2007-03-23 08:04 pm UTC

[info]queencallipygos
2007-03-22 05:47 pm UTC (link)
[ot]

Fortunately, following this little daisy-chain of comments back to StupidFree, I learned that there's an LJ community for people in Mensa. Whee! New crack!

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[info]waltraute
2007-03-22 05:48 pm UTC (link)
I can't decide whether this one is deliberate troll technology 100% or just that clueless and angry. :(

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(no subject) - [info]waltraute, 2007-03-22 05:54 pm UTC

[info]tangentialone
2007-03-22 06:05 pm UTC (link)
My favorite bit:

I just think it's a nit ridiculous when people complain about trivial things like this.

You need to learn to tolerate frustration. Having this post not be LJ-cut will help you learn that lesson. Think of all the people dying of disease and the people all around the world who are being stabbed and shot right now, and you're complaining over an LJ post?


I love her "logic" (in her next few comments) about why her "suck it up" advice doesn't apply to her, special snowflake that she is.

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(no subject) - [info]rowan, 2007-03-22 06:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2007-03-23 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2007-03-23 03:23 am UTC

[info]julesnoctambule
2007-03-22 06:21 pm UTC (link)
Reminds me of this chick who was on a forum I used to be a part of, one where people could(and did) sig pictures.

Half my monitor would routinely be taken up by ginormous pictures of someone's kid/dog/whatever and it seemed that the larger the pictures, the less the poster had to say.
Scrolling past six pics of someone's kids playing in mud and a dozen blinking banners about how much weight they've lost just to see all they posted was 'LOL!1!' was not fun.

At any rate, whenever anyone in the group mentioned putting a cap on file sizes(we had some members in places like Africa, where internet rates were by-the-minute), this particular flavour of idiot would pop up out of nowhere and begin a tirade much like [info]aegion's.

Never mind that the pictures made the server sluggish or that viewing them was a waste of time for most people and money for others, apparently she believed that sig files the size of small countries were a RIGHT and not caring about how your choices impact others was about FREEDOM. In her mind as well, only those who could access and afford a fast connection/brand-new computer were worthy of being on the internet.

Makes me wonder -- if my car is faster than the cars of people like that, does it mean I get to run them over?

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(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2007-03-22 06:39 pm UTC
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[info]kahteh
2007-03-22 06:23 pm UTC (link)
I am absolutely, totally convinced she's a troll. Nobody can seriously act like that, can they?

Faith in humanity... dwindling...

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-03-22 06:47 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ghostmaster, 2007-03-23 12:32 am UTC

[info]onaga
2007-03-22 06:43 pm UTC (link)
I know I'm overreacting but I CAN't HELP IT. This is a major pet peeve of mine. Don't you have any things that cause an overwhelming feeling of anger in you even though it's illogical?

Yes.

I stopped visiting that message board. But now I see I should have replied to every single poster who annoyed me with an enumeration of all their faults! THAT would have made me win the itnarwebs for sure!

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[info]magnolia_mama
2007-03-22 06:53 pm UTC (link)
Wow. With all the blather about pwn-age and jibes about people's age and sexual experience, [info]aegion could almost be mistaken for [info]lafeemechante. All she lacks is the annoying centered text.

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[info]joye
2007-03-22 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Verbous! I don't know why but that misspelling is making me all tingly. It's full of majesty!
"General, Darth Verbous is waiting for you."
"AIIIIEEEEEEE!"

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[info]velvet_mace
2007-03-22 06:58 pm UTC (link)
Apparently LJ-Cuts killed her puppy.

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(no subject) - [info]dorothy1901, 2007-03-22 08:05 pm UTC
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[info]white_serpent
2007-03-22 07:00 pm UTC (link)
You're obsessed with fictional video game guys and that's quite pathetic. You're a twenty something year old virgin. I could totally pwn you anytime I want.

Oh noes! Another professional virgin!

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(no subject) - [info]rimrunner, 2007-03-22 08:57 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]demonbean, 2007-03-23 10:39 pm UTC
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[info]viralmemory
2007-03-22 07:02 pm UTC (link)
Maybe s\he could give seminars on how, precisely, 'pwning' is done. Is there a website I can visit? Cult to join, perhaps?

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[info]anonyrat
2007-03-22 07:04 pm UTC (link)
That is either the most seamlessly performed, epic example of trolling I have ever seen, or someone whose existence makes me want move to the jungle to live amongst the gorillas.

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(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2007-03-22 08:07 pm UTC
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[info]zyna_kat
2007-03-22 07:08 pm UTC (link)
I just really hate it when people complain about LJ cuts.

Awwww, poor baby troll! Take your own advice, maybe? "You need to learn to tolerate frustration. Having this post not be LJ-cut Not commenting about people's LJ cut requests will help you learn that lesson."

There, fixed.

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[info]rhrsoulmates
2007-03-22 07:30 pm UTC (link)
This is made of so much LOLZ I can't even begin quote everything but she finds the need to insult what looks like maybe a four-year old kid in this thread:
I agree that is a cute pic, but you know what's not cute? That ugly little pig in your usericon. Is that your kid? Gross. You should just put him in an oven and cook him like the pig that he resembles.

and

I don't have to [get a rise out of aerynmoo]. Just knowing I insulted and attacked your kid for all to see and you didn't anything about it is worth it.

I hope your kid gets stung to death by bees!
That needs some sort of icon. ;)

She seems fixated on other people's icons:

I can see from your icon that you're really pretty and I think that's why you reacted like this. Because you're so exceptionally pretty you've always gotten your way, and you expect to get your way with people. So I think just a little bit of frustration will be good for you, to build up your tolerance and coping skills for any serious problems you may encounter later.

Lol!

When asked how she's a role model, she pats herself on the back by stating Sometimes I do offer constructive criticism, and that's mainly when I'm telling people to watch out for some toxin or danger they unknowingly put in their room. Like that IKEA vase that got recalled because it breaks when people pick it up cuts into their forearms.

I'm sorry if I seem condescending when I give out those warnings, but when it comes to safety you can't beat around the bush.


Translation plz?

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2007-03-22 08:31 pm UTC
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[info]hanncoll
2007-03-22 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Haha, I just totally insulted your kid and I'm laughing about it and you can't defend him at all.

I just attacked your kid! LOl!


Oh, [info]aegion's a fun one. *makes popcorn*

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(no subject) - [info]rowan, 2007-03-22 10:12 pm UTC


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