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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-22 10:43:00


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LJ Cuts: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Oh dear. Who would have thought that a basic request for an LJ cut would go so wrong?

Meet [info]aegion. S/he has a stick so far up his/her bum that any and all requests for LJ cuts are triggering—at least, triggering in that they turn her into a complete asshat whenever they're asked for.

The first instance occurred in [info]ourbedrooms, where a poster made a very image-heavy post. [info]layersofmeaning comments asking for an LJ cut. [info]aegion takes offense at this. Of course, her flipping out is okay because she's a role-model in the community, and anyone that tries to talk sense to her is too verbous, and a stylistic nightmare.

It quiets down after this, but oh no, not for long . . .

Enter [info]naruhodo_kun. She makes a post to [info]girl_gamers, showcasing a piece of fan art she drew. It's pretty large, and it's posted without an LJ cut, so [info]aerynmoo comments asking for a cut. Alas, what she didn't know is that [info]aegion was on the scene, and found her asking for a cut downright rude. She proceeds to flip out. Of course, she can't help it—those requests for cuts are a PET PEEVE, and turn her into a drooling moron. If you can't afford high-speed internet, the lack of LJ cuts will force you off welfare! But don't call her on her shit, or SHE WILL PWN YOU! Just like she pwned that "twenty something year old virgin", [info]misscarlos.

If I don't post again, know it was because [info]aegion PWNED! me.


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[info]entrenous88
2007-03-22 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh, this [info]aegion reminds me so much of a wanker formerly in my fandom who wanted to fight and die for the right to post enormous NWS pics without cuts. You would weep for her bravery in telling people who had dial-up that they should get with the fucking times already and leave the internet for the people who had enough money to enjoy it the right way. Gets you where you live!

At least, I think she's a former member of my fandom. Why, she's announced she's leaving and taking her ball four or five times now. Surely she's gone already!

Anyway, what I really want to know is, who are the little guys with Twinkies for heads in the huge pic that [info]naruhodo_kun posted to [info]girl_gamers.... Okay, maybe not Twinkies, but surely their heads are made of snack cakes of some kind!

It is lunchtime, right?

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[info]phosfate
2007-03-22 05:27 pm UTC (link)
They're from MegaMan. Which mayyyyy be called BomberMan in Japan, but don't quote me.

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[info]deconcentrate
2007-03-22 05:30 pm UTC (link)
No, Bomberman is somebody else. Also large heads. But in his case, TV heads, not real ones.

Megaman is called "Rockman" in Japan. (Which is why his brother is called "Blues" and his sister is called "Roll" - get it? Oh, Capcom.)

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[info]phosfate
2007-03-22 05:34 pm UTC (link)
Thank you!

Now, is Bomberman something else here?

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[info]deconcentrate
2007-03-22 05:41 pm UTC (link)
No, Bomberman has always been Bomberman, in the US and Japan. I honestly wasn't sure about whether Bomberman was a US invention or a Japanese invention as names go, but thank God for Wikipedia. Now I know a random fact that is utterly useless except for this one conversation! Go me!

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[info]phosfate
2007-03-22 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Man. This is why I should never talk about video games made after 1984.

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[info]deconcentrate
2007-03-22 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Wiki sez the original Bomberman was made in 1983. >_>

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[info]phosfate
2007-03-22 06:07 pm UTC (link)
*sobs*

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[info]cinnamonical
2007-03-22 10:38 pm UTC (link)
GIP!

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[info]entrenous88
2007-03-22 05:40 pm UTC (link)
Hmm, okay. Now I have to figure out what delicious pastry they're made of...

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[info]deconcentrate
2007-03-22 05:45 pm UTC (link)
Hostess Fruit Pies?

Mostly I like that idea because then Spider-Man can steal their heads and use them to distract his enemies!

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[info]entrenous88
2007-03-22 07:12 pm UTC (link)
He could! And say, "Eat sodium stearoyl lactylate, Green Gobby!"

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[info]southernbangel
2007-03-22 06:30 pm UTC (link)
a wanker formerly in my fandom who wanted to fight and die for the right to post enormous NWS pics without cuts.

Hahahaha, yes! Good times, good times.

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[info]entrenous88
2007-03-22 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Those were the daaaaayyyyyys!!!!

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[info]queencallipygos
2007-03-22 06:30 pm UTC (link)
There was a guy who hung around in a lot of history communities in LJ a while back who would make about three or four posts a day, each one with an embedded YouTube video clip. The actual relevance of the clip to the content of the post often varied, and the actual relevance of the post to history in general often varied. He too would respond to complaints and requests to put things behind a cut by calling people "cunts" and such.

In his case, it was quickly ascertained that his was a case of him being a loonybird rather than a jackoff, and he ended up getting booted from most communities.

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[info]entrenous88
2007-03-22 07:15 pm UTC (link)
And when I think that those people used to have to call up the student counseling support line and harass the counselors when I was in college! Oh, the things the internet makes possible...

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[info]wolfsamurai
2007-03-22 10:49 pm UTC (link)
I definately remember that.

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[info]iris
2007-03-22 07:50 pm UTC (link)
I always thought of the Servbots as looking more like Lego people.

They're adorable, either way.

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[info]plazmah
2007-03-22 08:23 pm UTC (link)
I always thought of the Servbots as looking more like Lego people.

I concur!

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[info]makeshyft
2007-03-22 11:00 pm UTC (link)
Yupyup!

Thirded, ever since I first saw their squeaky-voiced uber-cuteness in Megaman Legends.

Of course, there's also their jailbait, source of Rule 47 fodder, Master.. Tron Bonne.

Come to think of it, that sounds like some form of tasty chocolate snack. Try new TronBonns!

They're lolitastic!

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[info]salieri
2007-03-22 08:07 pm UTC (link)
a wanker formerly in my fandom who wanted to fight and die for the right to post enormous NWS pics without cuts

Oh, man. Good times, good times.

There clearly needs to be some kind of amendment to the Bill of Rights that says that pornographic fairy manips are exempt from the lj-cut rule.

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[info]entrenous88
2007-03-22 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Oh, yes. Everyone needs to see those.

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[info]caoilainn
2007-03-22 08:48 pm UTC (link)
At least, I think she's a former member of my fandom. Why, she's announced she's leaving and taking her ball four or five times now. Surely she's gone already!

I still see her commenting occasionally. Not completely gone. That wank was awesome, such a brave camper. Fighting for the right to see bad minapes because clicking a cut is PAINFUL, yo. \o/

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[info]entrenous88
2007-03-22 10:40 pm UTC (link)
Yes, I suspect she'll never quite leave, though we may get several more similar pronouncements of her departure! *rubs hands together in anticipation*

Haha, totally, a cut cuts people! /PSA

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