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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-22 10:43:00


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LJ Cuts: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Oh dear. Who would have thought that a basic request for an LJ cut would go so wrong?

Meet [info]aegion. S/he has a stick so far up his/her bum that any and all requests for LJ cuts are triggering—at least, triggering in that they turn her into a complete asshat whenever they're asked for.

The first instance occurred in [info]ourbedrooms, where a poster made a very image-heavy post. [info]layersofmeaning comments asking for an LJ cut. [info]aegion takes offense at this. Of course, her flipping out is okay because she's a role-model in the community, and anyone that tries to talk sense to her is too verbous, and a stylistic nightmare.

It quiets down after this, but oh no, not for long . . .

Enter [info]naruhodo_kun. She makes a post to [info]girl_gamers, showcasing a piece of fan art she drew. It's pretty large, and it's posted without an LJ cut, so [info]aerynmoo comments asking for a cut. Alas, what she didn't know is that [info]aegion was on the scene, and found her asking for a cut downright rude. She proceeds to flip out. Of course, she can't help it—those requests for cuts are a PET PEEVE, and turn her into a drooling moron. If you can't afford high-speed internet, the lack of LJ cuts will force you off welfare! But don't call her on her shit, or SHE WILL PWN YOU! Just like she pwned that "twenty something year old virgin", [info]misscarlos.

If I don't post again, know it was because [info]aegion PWNED! me.


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[info]entrenous88
2007-03-22 05:38 pm UTC (link)
Huh. So lying on her resume about her job history, and falsely obtaining other people's diplomas doesn't bug her...but a request for an LJ-cut, that's WRONG and should be punished by calling people virgins or telling posters their kids are fugly.

That's what I like about [info]aegion. Her moral rectitude. Also, her resume advice.

*goes to sexy up my CV*

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[info]white_serpent
2007-03-22 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Speaking of... I think I'll legally change my name to "Stephen Hawking."

No one will ever suspect.

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[info]entrenous88
2007-03-22 07:04 pm UTC (link)
Yes, yes -- and who cares if you get some job in theoretical physics and set back the theories and research for a good twenty years in the field? Think of all you'll learn with that name and fistful of stolen advanced degrees!

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[info]white_serpent
2007-03-22 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Hey, had I majored in physics, and gone to grad school in physics, and spent several years on research... wouldn't I have been just as brilliant as Stephen Hawking? Wouldn't I? Of course! So I've been cruelly denied my opportunity for greatness. It's totally legit.

God would support me!

[info]aegion says so.

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[info]entrenous88
2007-03-22 07:51 pm UTC (link)
The Jeebus, he love of the fraud!

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[info]anonyrat
2007-03-22 06:58 pm UTC (link)
Heehee, 'rectitude'.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2007-03-22 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Definitely read that as "Rectal fortitude." What is wrong with my brain?

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[info]entrenous88
2007-03-22 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Heeee! And I wish I could stop from saying this, but...

THE RECTUMS ARE ROBUST!

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2007-03-22 11:00 pm UTC (link)
ICON! SOMEONE PLZ ICON!

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[info]singe
2007-03-22 11:31 pm UTC (link)
THE RECTUMS ARE ROBUST!

I was tempted to reply with Goatse.

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[info]nevadafighter
2007-03-23 01:05 am UTC (link)
That was my favorite. Apparently "no one" checks on those things anyway, which means my job must be a figment of my imagination.

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[info]entrenous88
2007-03-23 01:06 am UTC (link)
Heee! It's all an elaborate ruse!

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pastri_archy
2007-03-23 06:57 pm UTC (link)
Ooh,ooh! But you get have orgies with bisexuals and English majors! It out balances out!

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