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キャット (ravenousbunny) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-25 17:43:00


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Current mood:nervous

This is your wank on drugs!
This is my first post to OTF_Wank! I hope I don't screw it up too badly, heh.

This wank was brought to you by the infamous [info]stupid_free. It begins when someone posts about a woman who tells a story about a friend, a friend with a newborn who had an acid trip over the weekend.

The peace doesn't last long, as [info]two_stabs and [info]penguin_racher become the biggest defenders of drug use. There are plenty of others who believed it to be irresponsible, including [info]lapsarianesque and [info]madeyou_look.

We learn that two_stabs lives (or has lived) in a large community of people and families where LSD is prevalent. INCONCEIVABLE! (If I recall, they have been in a few wanks in the past, yes?)

Hunter Thompson is mentioned, and the sheep macros get into the act.

I'll admit it, I sort of got bored and stopped reading at this point. I apologize for my lack of attention span, but it sort of became the same argument over and over and even the same people over and over.

Still, I hope you enjoy ladies and gents! Feel free to smack me if I screwed this up.

EDIT: I just learned a new lesson! Apparently, if you believe a child is in danger of being harmed by a parent somehow, you're incredibly selfish for wanting to report them to the authorities! I mean, you should only care if it effects your life, am I right? Why ruin that person's day when all that's at risk is a child's life?



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[info]wankaholic
2007-03-25 10:38 pm UTC (link)
I knew this would end up here.

[info]two_stabs is the reason the two s_f snark communities exist.

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[info]seraphtrevs
2007-03-25 10:52 pm UTC (link)
...there are two s_f communities?

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[info]animeg3282
2007-03-26 12:49 am UTC (link)
...can I see?

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[info]wankaholic
2007-03-26 02:24 am UTC (link)
Snark communities—communities snarking s_f. i should have been more clear.

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[info]caito
2007-03-26 08:27 pm UTC (link)
two_stabs wasn't enough, apparently - someone needs to take an ax to that wanker.

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[info]sheep
2007-03-25 10:52 pm UTC (link)
the sheep macros get into the act.

OMG! How did they get that particular picture of me to post on the web! *wails*

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[info]moonjaguar
2007-03-26 12:41 am UTC (link)
I think you look smokin'... but red pumps with black hose?? What were you thinking! Could be worse, you could've been wearing white pumps with black hose.

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[info]sheep
2007-03-26 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Why, thank you!

It was a weak fashion moment, what can I say

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[info]joye
2007-03-25 11:01 pm UTC (link)
OH TWO_STABS.
Do you ever profess a non-controversial opinion? Ever? Just for funsies?

I love how being "judgmental" is the only negative character trait or decision or action left.
Sometimes I just want to say "Hey! Who are YOU to tell me not to judge people? Just because your Jesus says not to judge, you don't gotta cramp my style! Who's it hurting, huh? That's right, no one. I'll judge if I want to, betch!"

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[info]hallidae
2007-03-26 12:00 am UTC (link)
Do you ever profess a non-controversial opinion? Ever? Just for funsies?

I suspect he'd wither and die if he tried.

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[info]jrs1980
2007-03-25 11:28 pm UTC (link)
We learn that two_stabs lives (or has lived) in a large community of people and families where LSD is prevalent.

Well, that explains the creepy eye icon.

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[info]moonjaguar
2007-03-26 12:45 am UTC (link)
Man, I forgot it existed, I Adblocked it soon as I saw it because the animation made my eyes bleed.

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[info]jrs1980
2007-03-26 12:50 am UTC (link)
I learned from this post at c_s that if you press escape on the screen, it'll freeze animation.

That person is kind of my hero now.

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[info]moonjaguar
2007-03-26 12:52 am UTC (link)
Sometimes Escape doesn't do it, alas...

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[info]expeliarbum
2007-03-26 12:11 am UTC (link)
Two stabs=instant wank. I lurve how some things never change ♥

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[info]moonjaguar
2007-03-26 12:38 am UTC (link)
I'm smelling "fake" with two_stabs.

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[info]daylightsparks
2007-03-26 01:34 am UTC (link)
I decided two_stabs was a troll as soon as I saw the "Hunter S. Thompson is a role model" post.

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[info]lady_red
2007-03-26 11:49 pm UTC (link)
I decided he was a troll ages ago when he'd post obviously trollish posts on thequestionclub, then when someone suggested he was trolling they would get attacked. I can't be arsed to search out any examples, but frankly his style is exactly the same as he is displaying here.

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[info]mael
2007-03-26 03:22 am UTC (link)
Considering I live in two_stabs's neighbourhood, I'm going to assume he means whatever faux-hippie commune he lived in *before* he moved here. We're liberal and awesome, but not so much with the community-wide lsd orgies.

Have I mentioned that it's creepy to know that we live in the same area?

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[info]vzg
2007-03-26 04:41 am UTC (link)
I got as far as the implication that it takes extra mental fortitude to take LSD. It sounds almost like, "No one on my drug would ever be irresponsible! We are of the strong!"

In any case, that's a sexy sheep.

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[info]felinephoenix
2007-03-26 06:20 am UTC (link)
So... I'm guessing they don't know there's a troll in the dungeon.

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[info]mmanurere
2007-03-26 06:25 am UTC (link)
Pft. Every responsible parent knows to get a sitter before dropping acid. One for the kid, too.

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[info]phosfate
2007-03-26 01:21 pm UTC (link)
How can you even tell if a newborn is on an acid trip?

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[info]vengeance_bean
2007-03-26 02:14 pm UTC (link)
Baby stops sucking on his fists and waves them around very, very slowly.

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[info]queencallipygos
2007-03-26 02:37 pm UTC (link)
Oh thank God I'm not the only person who read it like the BABY was tripping...

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-03-26 03:22 pm UTC (link)
You're very much not. XD;

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[info]phosfate
2007-03-26 06:29 pm UTC (link)
It's just, what I remember of very early childhood...fuckin' trippy.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-03-26 05:14 pm UTC (link)
All I know is that g0ldenr0ad has the best icon.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-03-26 05:17 pm UTC (link)
Also, owned.

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[info]marciamarcia
2007-03-27 03:19 am UTC (link)
Meh, two_stabs may be a repeat wanker, but he/she makes a couple of good points.

There's a huge difference between parents who use drugs while pregnant/use drugs with children in the house/have a drug addiction and parents who every once in a while happen to set their kids up with a reliable/responsible baby sitter while they go have a good time for a night.

I think the people who were desperately trying to equate the two scenarios were being at least as wanky as two_stabs.

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