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joye (

joye) wrote in

otf_wank,

Everytime I read one of these restaurant wanks, it makes me never want to go out to eat, because I'm afraid I'll do my usual "Can I have lemon and water" and they'll smile and say "Sure" while seething. And then they'll spit in my drink.
But maybe because I don't ask for sugar I'm not an asshole? Maybe I'm just an ass? (Although an ass without a hole may be worse...)

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