A) If your restaurant is paying $2.50/bag for tea, then you are both stupid and getting screwed by your vendor, and you could save a lot of money by having someone run to the grocery store and buy all the tea. Nice tea, even. Tea that costs $5 for a box of maybe 20 bags. That's expensive tea, and it's still only $0.25/bag.

B) I hate people who bring their own teabags, but I can understand it because I'm a tea snob, and I hate places that have crappy tea, too.

C) Fuck everyone, if I have a cup of Starbucks coffee and I come into your restaurant I am bringing the fucking coffee with me. Your coffee probably sucks and chances are it was sitting on the burner too long anyway, and you definitely cannot make me a decaf caramel soy chai latte. Hell, you can just barely do cappuccino right. You will pry my coffee from my cold, dead hands — and then I will haunt you until you give it back to me.