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Aggressively Secular Paleo-Feminist ([info]ladysphinx) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-22 13:38:00


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Type O Prejudice
[info]bad_rpers_suck wank like you've never seen it before: someone posts a really bad Star Wars RPG application--par for the course on BRPS. Two comments in, someone makes a remark about why all wanky characters insist on having Type O- blood. (Has finding a donor match ever been a plot point in the Star Wars universe?)


[info]kwanboa appears with wikipedia street-cred, extolling the virtues of his/her alleged blood type and wanting to know 'why y'all be hatin' on Type O-?' Patriotism is lightly involved.


This has gotta be one of the most specific, nitpicky li'l wanks I have ever encountered.



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[info]narcissam
2007-03-26 06:57 pm UTC (link)
Vader would have survived 'Return of the Jedi' if he hadn't been O negative?

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[info]llama_treats
2007-03-26 07:01 pm UTC (link)
And they could have sewn Luke's hand back on if only there was a blood bank nearby!

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(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2007-03-26 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wtf, 2007-03-26 08:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2007-03-26 09:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2007-03-27 04:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2007-03-27 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladysphinx, 2007-03-26 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2007-03-26 08:11 pm UTC

[info]kadath
2007-03-26 07:05 pm UTC (link)
Has finding a donor match ever been a plot point in the Star Wars universe?

I want to know why there's a spot for blood type in an application for a game based on non-Japanese source material.

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[info]amxjm
2007-03-26 07:29 pm UTC (link)
Lazily ripped a loose template from some random Japanese source material?

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(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-03-27 02:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2007-03-27 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-03-27 06:56 pm UTC

[info]makeshyft
2007-03-26 07:43 pm UTC (link)
White Wolf finally decided to use my idea for "Hemophiliac: The Dripping"?

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(no subject) - [info]wtf, 2007-03-26 09:01 pm UTC

[info]penguinfaery
2007-03-26 08:51 pm UTC (link)
*I* want to know why they even assume our blood types would apply to aliens...

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(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2007-03-26 09:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2007-03-26 09:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladysphinx, 2007-03-26 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mary_mac, 2007-03-27 11:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mary_mac, 2007-03-27 11:06 am UTC

[info]brown_betty
2007-03-26 07:21 pm UTC (link)
I don't want to click any of the links; it might spoil the pure beautiful wtfy perfection of this wank.

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[info]sheep
2007-03-26 07:30 pm UTC (link)
I am not going to dig out my biology text books, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not...

They are far to damned heavy and I'm sure no one cares.

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[info]fuzzybluelogic
2007-03-26 07:31 pm UTC (link)
I'm waiting for wank on shoes sizes, myself. Or maybe how people take their tea.

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[info]makeshyft
2007-03-26 07:38 pm UTC (link)
OOooh, or if they "tuck" left or right!

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[info]lady7jane
2007-03-26 08:51 pm UTC (link)
Or maybe how people take their tea.

Two wanks down.

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[info]barankhy
2007-03-26 09:28 pm UTC (link)
The shoe industry oppresses us of big feet° ;-; ZOMGOUTRAGE!!!!
*mightily hates on the tiny foot-ed*

°Sadly, it is actually not easy finding shoes size 13 or above *is sad and has old, crappy shoes*

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(no subject) - [info]white_serpent, 2007-03-27 06:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]white_serpent, 2007-03-27 06:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-03-27 02:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-27 02:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-03-27 11:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-27 11:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-03-27 11:20 pm UTC

[info]altoidsaddict
2007-03-27 08:27 am UTC (link)
We did have a frothing, virulent, massive dogpile of a wank on if you can put cheese on bruschetta or not.

I'm just coming from Italy now, and there was all kinds of cheese on all kinds of bruschetta, which should say something about the wanker's perception of cuisine existing in a kind of ethnic vacuum...

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[info]caito
2007-03-26 08:15 pm UTC (link)
I HAVE BAD BLOOD? That's not the impression I get from Red Cross blood drives at all!

More importantly, can I start using this as an excuse for batshittery on the internet? "According to the Japanese blood typing system, I'm an asshole! I can't help it, it's in my blood."

People are O- for the same reason so much rape exists in storylines.

What does this sentence even mean, seriously.

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[info]velvet_mace
2007-03-26 08:24 pm UTC (link)
Ooh I know!! God loves rapefic.

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(no subject) - [info]perletwo, 2007-03-27 02:27 am UTC

[info]velvet_mace
2007-03-26 08:17 pm UTC (link)
Bwaaaaah???

Of all the silly things to base "personality types" on ... the only thing having A- blood says about me is that I got a shot of Rhogam when I got pregnant.

Penis Size would be a much better indication of whether the character was a dick or not. (And more relevant to the Role Playing experience to boot).

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[info]wrongly_amused
2007-03-26 08:34 pm UTC (link)
There's alot of "thoughts on yaoi," but it wasn't anywhere near as wanky as it could've gotten. And as of the this wank, I still can't wrap my mind around the Japanese personality/blood-typing scale.

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[info]zaliesiren
2007-03-26 08:37 pm UTC (link)
Er, you. Out of my blood type?

Bwah?

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[info]misachan
2007-03-26 09:27 pm UTC (link)
Man, I just looked at the title and thought this was going to be goth band wank. I need to pay attention.

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[info]rhosyn_du
2007-03-26 10:00 pm UTC (link)
Ditto. I must now go apply frightful amounts of black eyeliner and mope in the corner over the distinct lack of Peter Steele in this wank.

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(no subject) - [info]misachan, 2007-03-26 11:10 pm UTC

dracothelizard
2007-03-26 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Dammit, I was hoping this would be Type O Negative band-wank!

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[info]amxjm
2007-03-27 07:20 pm UTC (link)
I'm surprised it took this long for somebody to say that, to be honest.

The band was totally my first thought, too.

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[info]soupspooks
2007-03-26 11:46 pm UTC (link)
I'm honestly surprised there isn't a table to roll this up somewhere. I bet Hackmaster has one. They have tables for everything.

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[info]luthe
2007-03-27 12:56 am UTC (link)
The one and only time I have seen blood-type be relevant in the SW fandom is when the Luke/Vader fanfic group was having a "Luke's dying and the only compatible donor who can save him is Vader" challenge.

...and no, the L/V group isn't totally about slash. Though L/V slash does exist. >.>

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[info]coffee_mug
2007-03-27 09:12 am UTC (link)
There's a Korean movie called "My Boyfriend is Type B" that I enjoyed. Basically, B = total asshole. :D

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2007-03-27 08:15 pm UTC

 
   
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