OMG! I wear low-cut shirts! I am such a dirty, filthy whore who needs a good Christian man to guide me.

Oh wait I'm a virgin. But my filthy body may be inspiring lust in good Christian men! Which, judging by the way I tend to get the crazy Christians hitting on me, may actually be true. Obviously, I should start going to a local pastor and model my clothes for him. Except he probably wouldn't truly be able to appreciate the immodesty of my clothes unless I stripped naked. But it's for Jesus, so it's okay!

Actually, I kind of feel like writing a porn scene like that now.