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Sep (lord of all I survey) ([info]sepiamagpie) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-27 16:29:00
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MOD NOTE
Okay, look. I'm going to save you guys some trouble.

Fucktards molest animals.

WE SHALL HAVE NO MORE FOR A MONTH UNLESS IT'S CASSIE CLAIRE HERSELF SODOMIZING THAT CAMEL.

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[info]princessdot
2007-03-27 09:32 pm UTC (link)
fucktards post

There, fixed it for ya.

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[info]stella_polaris
2007-03-28 12:16 am UTC (link)
Fucktards post animals? I'll say! Are we talking snail mail or e-mail? It would have to be a small animal if were' talking e-mail, because Intarnet is a series of tubes, after all!

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[info]seiberwing
2007-03-27 09:32 pm UTC (link)
What about if it's the Horsefucker himself?

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[info]caito
2007-03-27 09:36 pm UTC (link)
It would be hilarious if he changed his name to Cassie Claire and then cheated on his horsewife with a camel, I think.

Right?

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-03-27 09:37 pm UTC

[info]sepiamagpie
2007-03-27 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Then I'll ban you.


The last horsefucker wank involved people calling the police and organizing it in the comments, along with how to get to his rl address. What you do off here is your own business, but if you start it in the communities, you're in shit.

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-03-27 09:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2007-03-27 09:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mandelion, 2007-03-27 10:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2007-03-29 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2007-03-29 04:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]t_boy, 2007-03-27 11:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2007-03-28 12:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-03-28 11:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2007-03-29 02:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-03-29 02:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2007-03-29 04:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-03-29 10:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2007-03-29 06:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-03-29 10:14 am UTC

[info]iczer6
2007-03-28 02:42 am UTC (link)
I think we've heard enough about 'horsefucker'.

We don't need weekly updates on his sexlife.

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[info]puipui
2007-03-28 05:12 am UTC (link)
The first time was funny. The rest, not so much.

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[info]tehrin
2007-03-27 09:56 pm UTC (link)
The clouds parted as the mods shook their banhammers at the sky. "NO MORE ANIMALFUCKER WANK," they decreed. And it was done!

The plague lifted and the sun shone down on the merry land of otf_wank after many days of darkness and DO NOT WANT. The wankas began to file out of their hiding places and proceeded to celebrate. They danced in the streets, banging pots and pans, making noise. Strangers made out with each other. It was awesome.

A great cry came down from the Heavens, accompanied by trumpets and Chuck Norris sitting on a golden cloud. "HALLELUJAH," the angels sang. "WINE AND COOKIES FOR ALL!"

For a month, they celebrated. It was one big orgy, with no animals involved. Everyone got laid and lived happily ever after, except for the fucktards.

The End

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[info]jedilora
2007-03-28 04:37 am UTC (link)
What about the littlest armadillo?

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(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2007-03-28 07:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-03-28 05:25 pm UTC

[info]photosinensis
2007-03-27 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Wouldn't Cassie Claire/Camel go under [info]fandom_wank, simply because it's Cassie Claire?

What if we find out that Hinky is into animals? Can that explosion go into [info]wankitywank?

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[info]sepiamagpie
2007-03-27 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Go away.

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[info]notjo
2007-03-28 09:49 am UTC (link)
I'll have you know it's Cassie Clare now, thank you very much.

*hmph*

(You know I'm being silly, right?)

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[info]hearsawho
2007-03-27 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Mmm. I love the smell of modhammer in the morning.

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ealusaid
2007-03-27 11:17 pm UTC (link)
Can't we just make a separate "people being douchebags to animals" comm and make them go away permanently?

In honour of the ponyfucker it can be animal_wank.

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[info]snacky
2007-03-28 12:43 am UTC (link)
During modly discussion, I suggested, [info]omg_my_eyes. I will volunteer to make it, if someone wants to mod it. It can be the place where bestiality fans and pedophiles fanciers, and lovers of maiming husbands go to discuss the pleasant details and plans for getting the authorities involved. Fun for all!

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(no subject) - ealusaid, 2007-03-28 12:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]daylightsparks, 2007-03-28 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2007-03-28 03:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-03-28 04:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]t_boy, 2007-03-28 05:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]demonbean, 2007-03-28 02:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2007-03-28 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]t_boy, 2007-03-28 05:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2007-03-28 01:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-28 10:52 am UTC
Gratuitous Icon Love! - [info]tofuknight, 2007-03-28 11:03 pm UTC
Re: Gratuitous Icon Love! - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-29 12:11 am UTC

[info]munchkinott
2007-03-27 11:19 pm UTC (link)
You are a merciful mod and an attractive mod. You are, indeed, a mod I would offer sexual favours to as demonstration of my enormous gratitude during this difficult time of Greeks vs Equus finals...

Well, I would've if you hadn't put the image in my head of Cassie Claire buggering a fucking camel!

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[info]seiberwing
2007-03-28 04:20 am UTC (link)
Equus...

How disturbingly appropriate.

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(no subject) - [info]munchkinott, 2007-03-28 11:34 pm UTC

[info]cellardoor28
2007-03-28 08:11 am UTC (link)
Well, I would've if you hadn't put the image in my head of Cassie Claire buggering a fucking camel!

Says the person with the Clarkson/Hammond icon!

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(no subject) - [info]herdivineshadow, 2007-03-28 09:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]munchkinott, 2007-03-28 11:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cellardoor28, 2007-03-29 08:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]munchkinott, 2007-03-29 10:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyrogue, 2007-03-29 01:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]munchkinott, 2007-03-29 03:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]munchkinott, 2007-03-28 11:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cellardoor28, 2007-03-29 08:00 am UTC

[info]barankhy
2007-03-27 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Yay!

Of course, part of me wants to offer cookies and hotgaymansex as thanks... whereas the other one wants do the latter one while dressed up as a horse dolphin Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Bambi's mother.

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[info]sashenka
2007-03-28 03:57 am UTC (link)
Oh, animal abuse, you're just not funny.

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[info]blue_penguin
2007-03-28 04:26 am UTC (link)
... what, just a month?

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[info]keleri
2007-03-28 04:26 am UTC (link)
Agreed. Let's have some funny otf-wanks for a little while, shall we? Yes? Yes?

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[info]amxjm
2007-03-28 05:18 am UTC (link)
Funny OTF wanks? I thought those didn't exist.

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(no subject) - [info]qem_chibati, 2007-03-28 06:24 am UTC

[info]ruuger
2007-03-28 06:23 am UTC (link)
Thank you!

*offers you a pony*

And while you're at it, could we get a moratorium on Cute Overload posts, too? I like cute animals as much as the next person (though purely in a platonic way), but most of the CO wanks seem like just an excuse to post a picture of a cute animal and then share your stories about your pets.

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(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-03-28 06:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-03-28 10:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-03-28 05:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hearsawho, 2007-03-28 11:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2007-03-29 07:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2007-03-29 04:41 am UTC

[info]wrongly_amused
2007-03-29 01:19 am UTC (link)
I must've been negligent in my OTF wanking - there was *more* than one Horesefucker out there?

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(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2007-03-29 01:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2007-03-29 07:37 am UTC

  
   
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