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I wish I was boning vampires. ([info]tehrin) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
The clouds parted as the mods shook their banhammers at the sky. "NO MORE ANIMALFUCKER WANK," they decreed. And it was done!

The plague lifted and the sun shone down on the merry land of otf_wank after many days of darkness and DO NOT WANT. The wankas began to file out of their hiding places and proceeded to celebrate. They danced in the streets, banging pots and pans, making noise. Strangers made out with each other. It was awesome.

A great cry came down from the Heavens, accompanied by trumpets and Chuck Norris sitting on a golden cloud. "HALLELUJAH," the angels sang. "WINE AND COOKIES FOR ALL!"

For a month, they celebrated. It was one big orgy, with no animals involved. Everyone got laid and lived happily ever after, except for the fucktards.

The End


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