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Sep (lord of all I survey) ([info]sepiamagpie) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-27 16:29:00


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MOD NOTE
Okay, look. I'm going to save you guys some trouble.

Fucktards molest animals.

WE SHALL HAVE NO MORE FOR A MONTH UNLESS IT'S CASSIE CLAIRE HERSELF SODOMIZING THAT CAMEL.


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[info]munchkinott
2007-03-27 11:19 pm UTC (link)
You are a merciful mod and an attractive mod. You are, indeed, a mod I would offer sexual favours to as demonstration of my enormous gratitude during this difficult time of Greeks vs Equus finals...

Well, I would've if you hadn't put the image in my head of Cassie Claire buggering a fucking camel!

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[info]seiberwing
2007-03-28 04:20 am UTC (link)
Equus...

How disturbingly appropriate.

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[info]munchkinott
2007-03-28 11:34 pm UTC (link)
How disturbingly appropriate.

*nods slowly* You have no idea... There's been no escape from equine molestation. At least with the play I'm guaranteed RadAss and Will Kemp in platforms as the payoff for two months of suffering. I ran out of brain bleach and have sworn never to eat another Oatibix thanks to Horsefucker. :-S

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[info]cellardoor28
2007-03-28 08:11 am UTC (link)
Well, I would've if you hadn't put the image in my head of Cassie Claire buggering a fucking camel!

Says the person with the Clarkson/Hammond icon!

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[info]herdivineshadow
2007-03-28 09:15 pm UTC (link)
The logistics of Giant/Hamster are more intriguing somehow than Cassie/Camel

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[info]munchkinott
2007-03-28 11:45 pm UTC (link)
I wouldn't say 'intriguing'... Prettier, definitely.

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[info]cellardoor28
2007-03-29 08:00 am UTC (link)
Where would May be though?

On second thoughts, I don't want to know.

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[info]munchkinott
2007-03-29 10:26 am UTC (link)
Where would May be though?

Two words: Pre-sex Checks.

Or naming the buttplugs.

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[info]ladyrogue
2007-03-29 01:12 pm UTC (link)
*water meets monitor* And sadly, I could picture him doing that.

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[info]munchkinott
2007-03-29 03:11 pm UTC (link)
Eric the ballgag; Gerald the buttplug and Pugh, Hugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb the love beads!

Pre-sex Checks though, that's where all the fun's at... Lubrication, dip sticks and 4hrs of Clarkson nipple alignment.

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[info]munchkinott
2007-03-28 11:42 pm UTC (link)
Says the person with the Clarkson/Hammond icon!

Not fair! I didn't say I had the image in my head of Cassie Claire buggering a fucking camel in a Dutch three-wheeler!

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[info]cellardoor28
2007-03-29 08:00 am UTC (link)
*cries*

There is not enough brain bleach IN THE WORLD!

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