I haven't seen my ex-boyfriend from high school since the summer after we all toddled off to college. In the subsequent years, we became friends on facebook and he went off to have lots of crazy shenanigans and posted photographic proof of them on said facebook.

Trust me when I say it's really weird to know that a guy that now looks creepily like Jesus has groped your tits (and been thoroughly confused by the mechanics of a bra).