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Makeshyft (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} makeshyft) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank,@ 2007-03-28 12:37:00 |
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God of Wank 2: The Christian Pwning!
Soooo, this here'll be my first ever wank. SO be gentle..ish.
To distract from the joys of horsebuggery and whatnot, I bring a chunky little GameFaqs wank over certain thoughts onyaoi God Of Waw 2.
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmes
The basic premise is, there's a certain image in the Temple of The Fates that has certian Three Wise Men-y connotations. Thus leading to a chain reaction of spooge on everything from the Origins of The Spear of Destiny, to the "hybrid" quality of Christianity, Evolution, Islam, and the occasional boob reference.
Some o' my favorite lines:
"dont ruin this game by bringing christianity into it "
"Greek Mythology kicks Christianity's sin obsessed ass."
"and i agree with the dude who says mythology pwns chrstianity"
"The Lance of Longinus is so sexy"
"It's offensive how everyone will take a shot at Christianity the first chance they get. If someone mentioned the game had a picture of Mohammed no one would have said anything to belittle Islam. Perhaps because they don't want to be beheaded or blown up."
"What if all the gods and titans die except for Kratos - so it ends up that Kratos is the god of Christian mythology. If they wanted to piss some people off, that'd be the way to do it. Also, it would explain the Old Testament. "
Of all the arguements that could be inspired by such a breath-takingly brutal game like this, religion-wank was not expected.
Enjoy.
Soooo, this here'll be my first ever wank. SO be gentle..ish.
To distract from the joys of horsebuggery and whatnot, I bring a chunky little GameFaqs wank over certain thoughts on
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmes
The basic premise is, there's a certain image in the Temple of The Fates that has certian Three Wise Men-y connotations. Thus leading to a chain reaction of spooge on everything from the Origins of The Spear of Destiny, to the "hybrid" quality of Christianity, Evolution, Islam, and the occasional boob reference.
Some o' my favorite lines:
"dont ruin this game by bringing christianity into it "
"Greek Mythology kicks Christianity's sin obsessed ass."
"and i agree with the dude who says mythology pwns chrstianity"
"The Lance of Longinus is so sexy"
"It's offensive how everyone will take a shot at Christianity the first chance they get. If someone mentioned the game had a picture of Mohammed no one would have said anything to belittle Islam. Perhaps because they don't want to be beheaded or blown up."
"What if all the gods and titans die except for Kratos - so it ends up that Kratos is the god of Christian mythology. If they wanted to piss some people off, that'd be the way to do it. Also, it would explain the Old Testament. "
Of all the arguements that could be inspired by such a breath-takingly brutal game like this, religion-wank was not expected.
Enjoy.
