I couldn't follow the vast majority of this (haven't read many romance novels), but it was *funny* nonetheless.

'specially this: We have a family that sticks by one another through thick and thin, bad reviews and great ones. Nothing beats the support from romance writers that care for one another. Bitchiness isn't needed there. Warm fuzzy feelings and encouragement of fellow human beings is always welcome. RUN AWAY THE ZOMBIE FUZZIES ARE COMING. If they ever met up with the Dun Harsh Mah Squee fanfic crowd, we'd all be *doomed*.