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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-30 14:07:00


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Current mood:wtf?

If you swallow, you're not vegan!

Also, cannibalism = sodomy!

It doesn't matter, though, because they're going by the dictionary definition!

Oh, yeah, and real vegans don't do that sort of thing!




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stupidest. wank. EVEAH.
[info]antigone
2007-03-30 08:20 pm UTC (link)
I saw that happen real-time.

As soon as I realized pingja or whoever wasn't joking I had to go rock in the corner until the stupid went away. *single emo tear*

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[info]glossing2
2007-03-30 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Wow, Pninja owns a dictionary. S/h/its parents must be so proud.

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(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-03-30 08:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]glossing2, 2007-03-30 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-03-30 08:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aristaea, 2007-03-31 01:37 am UTC

[info]wolfshark
2007-03-30 08:22 pm UTC (link)
riiiiiiiiight...

This is related to that whole "milk=rape" thing, right?

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(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-03-30 08:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]garnetmist, 2007-03-30 11:36 pm UTC

[info]chibikaijuu
2007-03-30 08:31 pm UTC (link)
WHAT THE HELL.

That is all I have to add.

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(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-03-30 08:34 pm UTC

[info]edgyspice
2007-03-30 08:32 pm UTC (link)
Apparently there's something militant vegans and hardcore Catholics can agree on. Who knew?

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-03-30 08:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-03-30 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ebneter, 2007-03-31 05:41 am UTC
Sing! - [info]singe, 2007-03-30 09:27 pm UTC
Re: Sing! - [info]onyxnoir, 2007-03-30 10:19 pm UTC
Re: Sing! - [info]singe, 2007-03-30 11:29 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2007-03-30 08:34 pm UTC (link)
The WTFery has blown my mind, so I'll just scream about how much I hate it when wankers use default icons of characters/people/stuff I like. I don't want to become a Pavlovian experiment in hatred, dammit.

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[info]eilisliana
2007-03-30 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Is she talking about oral sex? Or am I misinterpreting the stupid?

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-03-30 09:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2007-03-30 09:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]antigone, 2007-03-30 10:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-03-31 02:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]antigone, 2007-03-31 03:56 am UTC

[info]vigilanterodent
2007-03-30 09:23 pm UTC (link)
You know, I've heard people make that joke about vegans for years, but I never realized anyone took it seriously.

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(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-03-30 09:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-03-30 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-03-30 10:08 pm UTC

[info]zinkchan
2007-03-30 09:31 pm UTC (link)
So, if I were to swallow after giving my hypothetical boyfriend a blow job, I'm a caninbal?

If that's the case, does that mean semen tastes like pork?

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(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2007-03-30 09:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-03-30 09:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2007-03-30 11:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-03-30 11:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2007-03-30 11:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2007-03-31 01:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ichigatsu, 2007-03-31 01:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-03-31 10:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_red, 2007-03-31 08:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]melisus, 2007-03-30 11:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]damnedfallacy, 2007-03-31 01:17 am UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-03-31 01:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-03-31 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-03-31 03:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2007-03-31 03:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-31 05:49 am UTC

[info]ladyvorkosigan
2007-03-30 09:33 pm UTC (link)
I once read a serious argument about whether you could still be vegan if you ate the placenta after giving birth. Then I had to go hide in a corner.

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2007-03-30 11:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]red_eft, 2007-03-30 11:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-03-31 10:09 am UTC

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[info]blue_penguin
2007-03-30 09:37 pm UTC (link)
a true-to-definition vegan wouldn't be.. uh.. down there... to have animal product in their mouth.

... Sure, male genitalia is sometimes referred to as "meat," but I don't think that's meant literally.

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(no subject) - [info]aristaea, 2007-03-30 11:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladysorka, 2007-03-30 11:32 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-03-31 02:27 am UTC
(no subject) - ealusaid, 2007-03-31 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-03-31 03:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_red, 2007-03-31 08:46 pm UTC

[info]barankhy
2007-03-30 09:54 pm UTC (link)
This... and then s/h/it said... and claimed... and... huh?

I still don't really get it, but I am definitely horny hungry now.

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[info]joye
2007-03-30 10:06 pm UTC (link)
HEY! Where's the cream filling?

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[info]puipui
2007-03-30 10:06 pm UTC (link)
Fallacial, fellatial, same difference in this argument...

Heeeeeeee.

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(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-03-30 10:10 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-03-30 11:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-03-30 11:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2007-03-31 01:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-03-31 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wickedwitch, 2007-03-31 11:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2007-03-31 02:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2007-04-02 12:10 am UTC

sockpuppet_rat
2007-03-30 10:16 pm UTC (link)
Wanking about sex. And not in the good way. The only way this would be funnier is if our vegan protested it because it also kills unborn babies.

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[info]caffeine_fairy
2007-03-30 10:17 pm UTC (link)
I think this presupposes that militant vegans ever have sex.

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2007-03-30 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2007-03-30 10:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-03-30 11:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2007-03-30 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-03-30 11:38 pm UTC

[info]luthe
2007-03-30 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Really, I think you would have to chew and swallow for it to not be vegan. Also, I thought veganism was about not exploiting animals. If you're sucking your SO off/ eating them out, I am quite sure you are not exploiting an animal. Unless your wife? A horse.

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(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2007-03-30 11:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]demonbean, 2007-03-31 02:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-03-31 02:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2007-03-31 09:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-03-31 02:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-03-31 02:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-03-31 03:20 am UTC

[info]rosalita
2007-03-30 11:02 pm UTC (link)
I will not mention hot beef injections.
I will not mention hot beef injections.
I will not mention hot beef injections.

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(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2007-03-31 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-31 05:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2007-03-31 11:57 am UTC

[info]photosinensis
2007-03-30 11:41 pm UTC (link)
Okay, cursory Google-fu to the rescue!

Apparently, oral sex is vegan, as is swallowing. The link also has information on vegan-friendly condoms, if you're so interested. Of course, I'm linking whackjobs here.

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(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2007-03-31 01:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-03-31 05:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]april_hurst, 2007-03-31 06:51 am UTC

[info]lostmahmarbles
2007-03-31 12:49 am UTC (link)
I swear to God I've seen this argument before.

Oh yeah, every time someone brings up sex and Vegans. Its starting to get boring. :/

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[info]onaga
2007-03-31 01:03 am UTC (link)
Bone marrow is delicious.

...yeah, that's all I got.

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(no subject) - [info]ichigatsu, 2007-03-31 01:53 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ikuko, 2007-03-31 04:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]froda_baggins, 2007-03-31 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2007-03-31 04:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2007-03-31 04:47 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-03-31 05:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2007-04-03 07:59 am UTC

[info]fevered_ego
2007-03-31 01:24 am UTC (link)
As that song once put it, "She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone."

S'all I got. Until someone posts photographic proof of all these supposed vegans getting mountains of head, anyway.

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(no subject) - [info]mireille, 2007-03-31 01:35 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2007-03-31 08:49 pm UTC

[info]jar
2007-03-31 01:32 am UTC (link)
THEY'RE SERIOUSLY ARGUING ABOUT THAT. WHY. WHYYYY. Like it actually requires... thought... and.

This makes me mildly embarrassed to be a vegetarian.

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[info]tehrin
2007-03-31 02:20 am UTC (link)
The best thing to come out of this wank is the Hannibal Lecter macro.

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