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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-30 14:07:00


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Current mood:wtf?

If you swallow, you're not vegan!

Also, cannibalism = sodomy!

It doesn't matter, though, because they're going by the dictionary definition!

Oh, yeah, and real vegans don't do that sort of thing!




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[info]wrongly_amused
2007-03-31 02:21 am UTC (link)
Tee hee, you said "swallow." [/mature]

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[info]shaysdays
2007-03-31 02:35 am UTC (link)
"animal bi-products is allowed"

Spelling is good. Grammar is good. If you can't master them, try outing the meat. I bet that pork chop swings both ways.

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[info]onaga
2007-03-31 04:48 am UTC (link)
Blow jobs: tool of the Dark Side?

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[info]makeshyft
2007-03-31 05:31 am UTC (link)
Heheh.. you said "tool"

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[info]ayezur
2007-03-31 06:59 am UTC (link)
....explain your icon? Please?

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[info]onaga
2007-03-31 02:26 pm UTC (link)
It's Luke Skywalker being upset, with a quote from Mystery Science Theater 3000. I thought the quote was appropriate to some of the wankers featured on JF. :D

Mainly I used it for that reply because it's the only Star Wars icon I have. XD

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[info]plazmah
2007-03-31 10:19 pm UTC (link)
GIP!

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[info]slavekitty
2007-03-31 04:55 am UTC (link)
It's kind of like reverse Dolcett in a way.

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[info]michmatch
2007-03-31 06:26 am UTC (link)
"[info]stupid_free totally misinterpreted you explaining how sodomy = cannibalism!"

When I saw that it cracked me up. Because how hard is it to understand, "You were saying that consuming sperm could be considered canibalism." It's the equal sign isn't it? Symbols confuse people. (I kept reading it as cabalism = sodomy, which I think makes MUCH more sense.)

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[info]bwthree
2007-03-31 07:32 pm UTC (link)
And I kept misreading that last bit of your post as "catabolism=sodomy", which makes no sense at all.

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[info]chikane
2007-03-31 09:30 am UTC (link)
I wonder what happens when someone mentions the "eating someone out" euphemism to those people.

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[info]funwithrage
2007-03-31 01:21 pm UTC (link)
A friend of mine actually dated a girl like this. I can only assume the relationship didn't last very long.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2007-04-01 02:28 am UTC (link)
"[evil R--- word, rhymes with grape]"

...I got nothin'.

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(Anonymous)
2007-04-01 03:06 am UTC (link)
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

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[info]threegoldfish
2007-04-01 03:43 am UTC (link)
Er, 15 minutes to midnight?

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[info]annabelle_lee
2007-04-01 03:56 am UTC (link)
O NOES, NOT THAT!

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-04-01 08:22 am UTC (link)
WHY, IT'S RAPE O'CLOCK AGAIN!

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[info]monsley
2007-04-02 09:06 am UTC (link)
Who's been a naughty, naughty vegan?

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redwarrior
2007-04-02 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Well, there goes my vegetarian slogan...

"The only meat I eat is attached to a man"...

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