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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-30 14:07:00


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Current mood:wtf?

If you swallow, you're not vegan!

Also, cannibalism = sodomy!

It doesn't matter, though, because they're going by the dictionary definition!

Oh, yeah, and real vegans don't do that sort of thing!



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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-03-30 09:23 pm UTC (link)
You know, I've heard people make that joke about vegans for years, but I never realized anyone took it seriously.

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[info]zinkchan
2007-03-30 09:37 pm UTC (link)
This wank reminds me of getting into a coversation with one of the vegans who went to India with our program and whether or not she knew anyone who took that joke seriously.

Apparently she does.

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-03-30 10:03 pm UTC (link)
. . . Well, then. Golly.

(This seems a good time to mention my favorite version of the vegans-can't-swallow joke, which is this one: A young vegan couple decided to spice up their life so they bought "The Joy of Sex." A friend later asked them if the book had helped. Disgusted, the lady replied, "We didn't know what we were getting into. That book goes against everything we believe." The friend, a bit surprised, asked them if they were against free sexual expression. "No," said the man, "but you wouldn't believe what they want us to put in our mouths!")

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[info]zinkchan
2007-03-30 10:08 pm UTC (link)
I think I burst out laughing after she said "Yeah, X takes it seriously and I think she's kind of crazy".

(I must totally re-print that for her; she and her boyfriend would get a kick out of it.)

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