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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-30 14:07:00
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Current mood:wtf?

If you swallow, you're not vegan!

Also, cannibalism = sodomy!

It doesn't matter, though, because they're going by the dictionary definition!

Oh, yeah, and real vegans don't do that sort of thing!


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[info]ilpalazzo
2007-03-30 09:39 pm UTC (link)
In a word, no.

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[info]zinkchan
2007-03-30 09:40 pm UTC (link)
I've heard that you can change the, er, flavor by eating certain foods from more experienced friends.

If it came out tasting like pork, I'd be kind of creeped out.

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[info]ilpalazzo
2007-03-30 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Your friends speak the truth! Fortunately pork is not one of those foods. Ew ew ew. I mean I like bacon, but I don't LIKE LIKE bacon.

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[info]zinkchan
2007-03-30 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Huh, I always assumed they were lying because their SO was usually within hearing distance when the topic came up (I've got really odd friends).

Isn't there a novelty soda that has bacon as a flavor? Or am I thinking of a novlety condom.

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[info]doomsday
2007-03-30 11:33 pm UTC (link)
I know Jones Soda makes a Turkey and Gravy flavor as a novelty. I've never heard of bacon, though.

And as for semen flavor, meat and dairy are bad, fruit is good. So I guess there's something to be said for vegans and swallowing, huh?

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[info]mmanurere
2007-03-31 01:23 am UTC (link)
Ironic given the wank, isn't it?

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[info]ichigatsu
2007-03-31 01:56 am UTC (link)
Asparagus: really, really bad, though.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-03-31 10:00 am UTC (link)
How about teriyaki?

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[info]lady_red
2007-03-31 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Apparently cinnamon is good. But I read that in a magazine & have no idea if that's true or not...

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