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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-30 14:07:00
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Current mood:wtf?

If you swallow, you're not vegan!

Also, cannibalism = sodomy!

It doesn't matter, though, because they're going by the dictionary definition!

Oh, yeah, and real vegans don't do that sort of thing!


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[info]puipui
2007-03-30 10:06 pm UTC (link)
Fallacial, fellatial, same difference in this argument...

Heeeeeeee.

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[info]zinkchan
2007-03-30 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Fallacial makes me think of some chick rubbing her face with her boyfriend's penis.

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[info]luthe
2007-03-30 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Or sperm as skin care product.

..I'll let you all contemplate that image.

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[info]hallidae
2007-03-30 10:41 pm UTC (link)
I now have mental images of that horrible, horrible, episode of nip/tuck in my head and I hate you for resurrecting the memory.

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[info]luthe
2007-03-30 10:50 pm UTC (link)
We aim to scar please.

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[info]zinkchan
2007-03-30 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Could you describe this episode of nip/tuck for those of us who don't watch the show?

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[info]hallidae
2007-03-30 11:32 pm UTC (link)
I can sum up the trauma in one sentence:

Joan Rivers and facial cream made of spunk.

I wish to God, I was kidding, and that wasn't even the most hurl-worthy thing of the season.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2007-03-31 01:28 am UTC (link)
Auugh! Auugh!

I am so glad I never really got into that show.

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[info]zinkchan
2007-03-31 03:21 am UTC (link)
Well, constantly giving blowjobs could explain the stiff jaw look she's got going on.

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[info]wickedwitch
2007-03-31 11:21 am UTC (link)
Not to mention that episode of Ugly Betty

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[info]wrongly_amused
2007-03-31 02:22 am UTC (link)
There are the bukkake stars that claim it does wonders for their hair...

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[info]jerel
2007-04-02 12:10 am UTC (link)
Tannic acid (in tea) also does wonders for your hair, and I'd rather pour tea on my hair than...other fluids.

(raise your hand if "ew.")

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