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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-03-30 14:07:00
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Current mood:wtf?

If you swallow, you're not vegan!

Also, cannibalism = sodomy!

It doesn't matter, though, because they're going by the dictionary definition!

Oh, yeah, and real vegans don't do that sort of thing!


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[info]fevered_ego
2007-03-31 01:24 am UTC (link)
As that song once put it, "She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone."

S'all I got. Until someone posts photographic proof of all these supposed vegans getting mountains of head, anyway.

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[info]mireille
2007-03-31 01:35 am UTC (link)
Thank you for the earworm. *g*

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[info]whimsy_chan
2007-03-31 01:38 am UTC (link)
New Age Girl! I loved that song!

Have I just dated myself horribly?

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[info]pokecheck
2007-03-31 02:21 am UTC (link)
Have I just dated myself horribly?

Heh. I have the single for that song...on a cassette.

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[info]fevered_ego
2007-03-31 07:53 am UTC (link)
We're in the same delightful boat :)

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[info]keleri
2007-03-31 01:52 am UTC (link)
Wow, I totally missed that the first hundred times or so that I heard that song. :x

Mary Moon, Mary Moon...

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[info]ichigatsu
2007-03-31 01:55 am UTC (link)
I always thought it was Mary Moore, and got really confused because hey Mary Tyler Moore does not seem like a New Age Girl! Hurrah for mondegrenes.

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[info]kirarose
2007-03-31 05:09 am UTC (link)
I'm so tired and sleep deprived I read that as 'until someone posts pornographic proof'.

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[info]visp
2007-03-31 07:35 am UTC (link)
Well, considering what he wants proof of, it would be fairly pornagraphic.

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[info]fevered_ego
2007-03-31 07:56 am UTC (link)
That would be the ideall--although vegans of this stripe tend to be one degree less attractive to my loins than, say, a strip of boiled turkey bacon.

GAWD. I am just such a slut.

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[info]coffeebun
2007-03-31 07:11 am UTC (link)
Now that song is stuck in my head. Mmmmppph.

Mary Moon~ she's a vegetarian~

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[info]plazmah
2007-03-31 08:49 pm UTC (link)
All I can remember is that song being in the movie Dumb And Dumber. ;P

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