This? This is why I avoid Starbucks in favor of Caribou. I have a fairly good idea what a "Campfire mocha" is going to taste like, especially when they tell me right underneath that it's made with chocolate bits and marshmallows (omgnummy). All this triple grande vente poisson au lait crap makes my head spin.

Not that Caribou is any more reasonable in it's pricing, but damn. Marshmallows.

...Speaking of, BRB.