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luthe ([info]luthe) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-05 18:32:00
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If you can't stand the wank, get out of the kitchen.
Anthony Bourdain writes up a scathing indictment of the James Beard Awards. The comments start off mostly positive, with little to no wanking about Bourdain's observations on Latinos in the culinary world.

Until Jacqueline gets involved. Suddenly, everything is about sexism!

The sexism debate rages back and forth for a bit before Sorcha brings the smack down (and the funny).

But Suzy the Pastry Chef isn't done yet! First she whines, then she pulls out the good ol' "I did it for the LULZ!" excuse. No one believes her.

Almost immediately after that, Jenn/Tikka Masala arrives, her little heart bleeding for all the underprivileged souls of the world, not just the Latino male chefs. Sorcha fires back and Suzy makes a return appearance on Jenn's side. Sorcha finally throws in the towel, tired of dealing with "the lurkers support me in e-mail" Jenn and "go blow Bourdain" Suzy.

This is why you don't wank in the kitchen, people. You get splooge in all the food.

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[info]musouka
2007-04-05 11:40 pm UTC (link)


I went to a Mexican restaurant here in Portland, Oregon this weekend, and I was walking out of the restaurant and one of my fellow patrons grabbed my arm and said, "Get me some more water."

I was a little confused, and blinked at 'em, which made my fellow patron snap, "Agua! More-o! Now!"

"Sir, there is no need for that tone," I told him.

At which point, before I could say anything else, the guy proceeded to threaten to call the manager and discussed my theoretical ancestry and sexual habits in profane detail.

I was pretty much so shocked at the stupid that I just shook my head and walked out. But of course, my kind of people don't EAT at restaurants, we just work there.

Moral of the story? Los gente son estupido. Let's poke them with sticks!

(And the food at the restaurant wasn't good, either. Ah, well.)

HOLY SHIT...

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[info]fuzzybluelogic
2007-04-06 12:54 am UTC (link)
Yeah. Wow. Obviously, that man is a SAINT. I know I'd be on the 11 O'Clock news...

...and sittin' in the pokey, waiting to see the judge.

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-04-06 01:00 am UTC (link)
Seriously. I hate violence, and I'd've been heartily tempted to punch that sonnabitch's lights out.

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[info]fuzzybluelogic
2007-04-06 01:46 am UTC (link)
Seriously. There'd just be this haze of rage...and a basket of free tortilla chips inserted into the guys ass.

With a chair-leg.

*enrolls in anger management*

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[info]felinephoenix
2007-04-06 08:23 pm UTC (link)
Well, hopefully, you'd get another basket of chips -- no one could say you didn't put the first one to use.

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[info]gloria_mundi
2007-04-06 10:44 pm UTC (link)
Mmm, Tortilla chips.

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[info]sorchar
2007-04-06 03:45 am UTC (link)
That's a she, and yes, her real name is Mary Sue.

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[info]fuzzybluelogic
2007-04-06 03:56 am UTC (link)
Whoopsie!

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[info]laurelin_kit
2007-04-06 02:18 am UTC (link)
I would give anything to be another customer in that restaurant so I could release the fist of death.

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[info]sashenka
2007-04-06 02:30 pm UTC (link)
It always makes me sad when I go out to eat the waiter looks surprised when I say silly things like "thank you".

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[info]yattara
2007-04-06 03:59 pm UTC (link)
That is sad.

But then I was raised to treat all people as human beings.

Some people...

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[info]ichigatsu
2007-04-06 05:37 pm UTC (link)
It makes me sadder when the people I'm eating out with ask why I bother to do that.

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[info]felinephoenix
2007-04-06 08:25 pm UTC (link)
So I see we've dined with some of the same people. (This is what I tell myself, it's better than believing there's more stupidity in the world. Please don't ruin my delusion.)

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[info]chibikaijuu
2007-04-07 02:17 am UTC (link)
My ex-boyfriend couldn't understand why I hissed at him to tip more than his loose change when we went out to a Greek restaurant where a soup/salad and dessert course came *with the meal automatically*.

I *still* don't know why I liked him so much.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2007-04-08 01:10 pm UTC (link)
Oh totally. This is why I never eat with my father, even if it does mean turning down free food.

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[info]felinephoenix
2007-04-06 08:24 pm UTC (link)
Silly, people don't need to be thanked for doing their jobs. What are you, polite?

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[info]annabelle_lee
2007-04-06 05:39 pm UTC (link)
Yeeeahhh, now that's a restaurant I'll be avoiding during my next trip to Portland. Poor person.

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[info]sorchar
2007-04-06 05:43 pm UTC (link)
I was trying to get her to tell me which one it was so I don't eat there, because she said the food wasn't good too.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2007-04-06 05:50 pm UTC (link)
Hopefully she'll give you an answer because I don't think I could visit every Mexican place in Portland just to spot the one that's the rathole.

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