Can we make it manditory that self-published authors are required to attend at least one writing workshop or meet with a writing group at least once before they 'publish'? Is there anyway to force that into law? Because Barnes and Nobles does writing groups, damn it! I don't ever want to have to read poetry that crappy again!

Yes, I know I could have skipped the links...except I can't. I have a compulsive link-clicking problem.