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Full o' Doom ([info]doomsday) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-06 13:40:00


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Entry tags:authorwank, baleeted

"All these Lies are spurt"
Today on [info]b0st0n, Poet Laureate hopeful deleriumschild made an excited post about her first published book. When b0st0n members pointed out her bad spelling and the fact that she published the book herself, however, her squeeing quickly turned into tantrum-throwing. Then she deleted the post (rumor has it after someone commented saying she tried to get through the book but instead burned it, cut herself, and wrote a poem).

Lucky for us, [info]_b0st0n_snark is picking up the slack and filling us in here. There's even a screencap of the original post. Most of the wank is hidden now in collapsed threads, but you can see where people are getting lubed up.

Deleriumschild made a post in her own journal about it, too:

Dear B0st0n community,
thanks for proving my point
-Embarrassed you're from my town


If you're really brave, you can read excerpts from her book, aptly titled Delirium's Child. She's deleted the book and brought it back once, to get rid of a nasty review, so if it goes away it will probably come back. Here's an example of her, uh, writing:

I've been your friend since day one
I've stuck by your side no matter what
I like you because you're a lot of fun
I know sometimes you want to take the knife
Don't do it, because it's not worth your time


ETA: Don't miss her Craigslist ad and this chat log. They're full of wtf. There's also a little more info on the deleted post here.



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[info]doomsday
2007-04-06 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Well that particular poem is called "Don't be sad" and starts out
You imagine the knife
Slicing your skin
Ending years of strife


So...yeah. My favorite line from that one, though, is "Don't be sad, please cheer up fast." Real wordsmith, that one.

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[info]demonbean
2007-04-06 09:39 pm UTC (link)
I just have mental images of swallowing tiny knives like pills ...

*clutches throat protectively*

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Re Your Icon
[info]tofuknight
2007-04-06 09:51 pm UTC (link)
I don't think we want her to write any porn. It would probably make our eyes bleed from the badly-worded and semi-literate emo.

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Something like ...
[info]demonbean
2007-04-06 11:25 pm UTC (link)
The pain was like knives
Knives of perfect emo torture
As we had hot sex

...yeah, sounds about right.

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Re: Something like ...
[info]priestesspadfoo
2007-04-07 03:22 am UTC (link)
I am laughing soooooooooo hard right now. This poem should be iconned.

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Re: Something like ...
[info]tofuknight
2007-04-07 09:59 pm UTC (link)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!111!

Seconding the thoughts of iconning! You win internets!

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[info]entrenous88
2007-04-07 02:18 am UTC (link)
I also liked her advising the cutter, "don't make a fuss." Because lord knows, that would set me to rights immediately if I had a knife in my hand!

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[info]caito
2007-04-07 05:02 am UTC (link)
Are we sure this wanker isn't underage? I ask because my fifth-graders can write better poetry than that.

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[info]mireille
2007-04-07 05:10 am UTC (link)
Birthdate in the LJ profile is 1982.

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[info]caito
2007-04-07 05:16 am UTC (link)
SHE'S OLDER THAN ME?

No-- I-- seriously-- what?

I'm amazed, just not in a good way.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-04-07 09:35 am UTC (link)
WHAT.

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[info]southerngaelic
2007-04-07 03:11 pm UTC (link)
Ehbweh?! OO

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dracothelizard
2007-04-07 09:40 pm UTC (link)
WTF NO WAY.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2007-04-08 01:04 pm UTC (link)
DAMNNIT. OUT OF MY BIRTH YEAR, NOW.

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[info]doomsday
2007-04-07 08:00 am UTC (link)
I know what you mean. When I checked her age and saw that she's only four months younger than I am, I wanted to cry. She does a hell of a job impersonating an angsty, melodramatic, talentless teenager.

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