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Full o' Doom ([info]doomsday) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-06 13:40:00


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Entry tags:authorwank, baleeted

"All these Lies are spurt"
Today on [info]b0st0n, Poet Laureate hopeful deleriumschild made an excited post about her first published book. When b0st0n members pointed out her bad spelling and the fact that she published the book herself, however, her squeeing quickly turned into tantrum-throwing. Then she deleted the post (rumor has it after someone commented saying she tried to get through the book but instead burned it, cut herself, and wrote a poem).

Lucky for us, [info]_b0st0n_snark is picking up the slack and filling us in here. There's even a screencap of the original post. Most of the wank is hidden now in collapsed threads, but you can see where people are getting lubed up.

Deleriumschild made a post in her own journal about it, too:

Dear B0st0n community,
thanks for proving my point
-Embarrassed you're from my town


If you're really brave, you can read excerpts from her book, aptly titled Delirium's Child. She's deleted the book and brought it back once, to get rid of a nasty review, so if it goes away it will probably come back. Here's an example of her, uh, writing:

I've been your friend since day one
I've stuck by your side no matter what
I like you because you're a lot of fun
I know sometimes you want to take the knife
Don't do it, because it's not worth your time


ETA: Don't miss her Craigslist ad and this chat log. They're full of wtf. There's also a little more info on the deleted post here.



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[info]animeg3282
2007-04-06 09:44 pm UTC (link)
I loved the bit where she posted a whiny post on craigslist to get a job

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[info]antigone
2007-04-06 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Her little thing on CutCo talks about how her experiences selling knives door to door landed her a job at that Omni hotel... which the craiglist resume said she worked at for three months. :-/

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-04-07 09:35 am UTC (link)
CutCo.

Little Miss goth emo cutter girl got herself a job at Cutco.

...

I'm not sure I'd ever want to buy any knife that had passed through her hands.

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[info]doomsday
2007-04-06 10:17 pm UTC (link)
The phone is one of her strongest attributes!

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[info]missdaisy
2007-04-07 03:31 am UTC (link)
It's also my 12 year old daughter's strongest attributes, judging from her cell phone bills. Maybe this means she can get a job and pay me back!

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[info]kahrohseh
2007-04-07 03:55 am UTC (link)
I read your icon as "sexploding" and now I'm imagining RPS orgasms all over again. D: Just after I thought I'd gone clean!

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eviemouse
2007-04-07 09:32 am UTC (link)
I saw that, and just thought "Ouch, that must really hurt..."

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[info]itsirtou
2007-04-06 10:50 pm UTC (link)
As you can see from my resume my experience is all over the bored.

Sigh.

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[info]omega
2007-04-07 04:50 am UTC (link)
Heh.

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[info]issendai
2007-04-07 06:05 am UTC (link)
I've often felt the same about my jobs, but I know better than to say it where prospective employers can see...

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[info]issendai
2007-04-07 03:35 am UTC (link)
Because employers trawl Craigslist for directionless strangers to snap up. Duh.

(Okay, I said I wasn't going to mock her. I am weak.)

What gets me is that she has a serviceable skill set--typing, filing, phone skills--that could land her a job just about anywhere. The entire region needs receptionists and low-level secretaries, and she's at the age when it wouldn't look odd for her to be taking an entry-level job. Why in hell is she job-begging on Craigslist?

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[info]chibikaijuu
2007-04-07 03:41 am UTC (link)
She's probably so batshit IRL that her resume gets her an interview, but then whoever conducts it has to hide under their desk in fear after meeting her.

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[info]wankaholic
2007-04-07 04:59 am UTC (link)
Because going out and actually looking for a job takes work.

(Christ, I spent a week—a WEEK!—looking, and I have two jobs now. Sure, they're retail, but both pay decently, and have nice benefits after three months of work.)

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