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Full o' Doom ([info]doomsday) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-06 13:40:00


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Entry tags:authorwank, baleeted

"All these Lies are spurt"
Today on [info]b0st0n, Poet Laureate hopeful deleriumschild made an excited post about her first published book. When b0st0n members pointed out her bad spelling and the fact that she published the book herself, however, her squeeing quickly turned into tantrum-throwing. Then she deleted the post (rumor has it after someone commented saying she tried to get through the book but instead burned it, cut herself, and wrote a poem).

Lucky for us, [info]_b0st0n_snark is picking up the slack and filling us in here. There's even a screencap of the original post. Most of the wank is hidden now in collapsed threads, but you can see where people are getting lubed up.

Deleriumschild made a post in her own journal about it, too:

Dear B0st0n community,
thanks for proving my point
-Embarrassed you're from my town


If you're really brave, you can read excerpts from her book, aptly titled Delirium's Child. She's deleted the book and brought it back once, to get rid of a nasty review, so if it goes away it will probably come back. Here's an example of her, uh, writing:

I've been your friend since day one
I've stuck by your side no matter what
I like you because you're a lot of fun
I know sometimes you want to take the knife
Don't do it, because it's not worth your time


ETA: Don't miss her Craigslist ad and this chat log. They're full of wtf. There's also a little more info on the deleted post here.



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COPY RIGHT TO LUKA 2007
[info]fevered_ego
2007-04-07 02:26 am UTC (link)
Oh woe, oh strife
I wish I had a butter knife
It wouldn't help me end my life
But it would look really cool.

Oh sad, oh pain
I stand out here in pouring rain
It doesn't help me, but then again
I'm in my swimming pool.

Oh wah, oh tears
I cry for years and years and years
My feelings slowly disappear....s
Am I just a fool?

Oh death, sweet death
Take my last and saddest breath
He won't date me, I cri-eth
These CutCo bread knives rule.

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Re: COPY RIGHT TO LUKA 2007
[info]doomsday
2007-04-07 02:32 am UTC (link)
That poem is full of win. If you self-published a poetry book, I would buy it.

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Re: COPY RIGHT TO LUKA 2007
[info]exdee
2007-04-07 02:36 am UTC (link)
CutCo knives do rule. We bought ours from one of my friends, and we call it "the Maren knife" after her :)

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Re: COPY RIGHT TO LUKA 2007
[info]missdaisy
2007-04-07 03:41 am UTC (link)
I'm actually in pain now, but that's only from trying to laugh silently and keep the wine in my mouth.

*fangirls you*

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Re: COPY RIGHT TO LUKA 2007
[info]jat_sapphire
2007-04-07 06:47 am UTC (link)
I completely adore your snowflake icon.

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Re: COPY RIGHT TO LUKA 2007
[info]innsmouth_eyes
2007-04-07 04:39 am UTC (link)
Best emo poem EVAR! I woke somebody up laughing at the last line.

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Re: COPY RIGHT TO LUKA 2007
[info]puipui
2007-04-07 08:16 am UTC (link)
GENIUS! ♥ ♥ ♥

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Re: COPY RIGHT TO LUKA 2007
[info]dragonfangirl
2007-04-07 09:44 am UTC (link)
That.... is awesome. :) You win the internet today.

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Re: COPY RIGHT TO LUKA 2007
[info]southerngaelic
2007-04-07 03:19 pm UTC (link)
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WIN!

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Re: COPY RIGHT TO LUKA 2007
[info]txvoodoo
2007-04-08 05:35 pm UTC (link)
"My feelings slowly disappear....s"

Oh hell - I didn't spit out coffee at that - I spit out my oatmeal.

Now if only that would disappear....s

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Re: COPY RIGHT TO LUKA 2007
[info]greenling
2007-04-10 06:01 am UTC (link)
When the revolution comes, you get a small country. Possibly Finland. ♥

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