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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-06 23:04:00


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Belonging to any subculture is a pathetic attempt to be cool!
Remember [info]aegion, threatening to PWN everyone? Of course you do.

She's back, this time ripping into a poster based on the way their dorm room is decorated.


Her comments were screened, but the text was saved:

Yeah, right, I can see you've done lots of research on me and know me really well. I call rooms like I see them, and I was being nice to you there. But since you decided to try and step up to me, let me spell out some of the reasons why I said that without sugarcoating.

1. You've put several things in your room that make it look like you're trying hard to be "goth" and failing. All the cheesy halloween decorations, spiderweb picture frames, and H.P. Lovecraft book prominently displayed. Etc. None of that is goth it's just corny and tacky.

2.The Simpsons have gotten really lame. I admit I still watch it sometimes, but out of all the things you could have played on your laptop you choose the Simpsons. That tells me you have poor taste in TV shows.

3. Another indication that you're a fake "mall-goth" is your wardrobe. It's all black and it looks like most of it, like the buckle boots and Jack Skellington shirts, is carried at Hot Topic.

4. Your DVD collection sucks. It looks like you get most of your DVDs from Hot Topic and the bargain bin at Wal-Mart

5. The lack of many books and the guinness beer promotional-ad imply that you're a semi-illiterate drunkard.

6. Your buddhist figurines are displayed in a way that makes it seem like your purpose for getting them was to proclaim to the world "Look everyone, I'm a buddhist!"

Minor flaws of your room that weren't bad enough to be included in the main list:

-Memos pasted on wall, white board, and blue sticky notes everywhere. Is this a bedroom or an office? If you're going to do that at least get black office supplies to go with the overall mall goth theme.

-Glaring red LED on alarm clock. The only acceptable colors of alarm clock LEDS are grey or blue. Unless that was a gift, you have poor taste.

-Christmas lights.

-Cheap particle board furniture.

Let me tell you this straight up, the only reason you have even the little bit of coolness that you do is because you're attractive. People, especially guys, have reacted good to you your whole life, so that instills a certain confidence and coolness in your attitude. If you were ugly you would have zero coolness. And I know you posted that close up of your face with the caption "my ugly mug", but you know you look good. If you thought you were ugly you wouldn't have posted a close up of your face in a community of 3,000 people.

What did I miss here? That it's a Jack Skellington throw instead of a shirt and an LCD screen playing the Simpsons instead of a laptop? You're splitting hairs. All the points I made still remain.

Here's what you need to do: Stop smoking marijuana and drinking. Start reading books more. You'll gradually get cooler. When it comes to interior design coolness and intelligence often go hand in hand.

I was really harsh just now, but I tried to compliment you at first and you wouldn't let me. The reason I'm not as harsh with all these lame kids who have Orlando Bloom posters or random magazine pictures on their walls is they aren't trying. You're trying. Identification with a subculture (in your case goth) is an automatic attempt at being cool. Once you've done that you've thrown down the gauntlet, because it's not only an attempt it's a self-declaration that you already think you're cool. So anyone identifying with a subculture better be on the cutting edge of that subculture and pulling it off 100% or they leave themselves open to criticism of the worst kind.


Of course, being [info]aegion, and quite possibly a troll, when a mod post is made, she has to show up and make an ass of herself, including mouthing off to the mod ([info]_somethingblue).

The deleted comment:

Well that girl threw the gauntlet down when she identified with a subculture (goth) because as I said that's an automatic attempt at and self-declaration that someone thinks they're cool, so they better pull their chosen subculture off well or they leave their self open to criticism. I complimented her first saying "your room is better than 95% of other rooms" then she insulted me so I stopped sugarcoating things.

I just give criticism sometimes. I never say something that has no justification or basis though. But I understand how someone probably wrote you a long email and that's annoying for you so I'll try to be nicer. I honestly didn't think someone would get their feelings hurt so much over what I said, and if I had thought that I wouldn't have said it to them.


Perhaps this is her way of trying to pwn us . . . ?



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[info]demonbean
2007-04-07 02:48 pm UTC (link)
-Glaring red LED on alarm clock. The only acceptable colors of alarm clock LEDS are grey or blue. Unless that was a gift, you have poor taste.

Is this well-known? Did everyone know this except me?

Stop smoking marijuana and drinking. Start reading books more. You'll gradually get cooler. When it comes to interior design coolness and intelligence often go hand in hand.

I admit it, I laughed hysterically.

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2007-04-07 05:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-04-08 02:51 am UTC

[info]joye
2007-04-07 03:00 pm UTC (link)
So anyone identifying with a subculture better be on the cutting edge of that subculture and pulling it off 100% or they leave themselves open to criticism of the worst kind.
"Is that a Hot Topic scarf in your closet? Prepare yourself for the worst... criticism."
"No! No! AIEEEEEEEE!"

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(no subject) - [info]some_dude, 2007-04-07 09:25 pm UTC

[info]soy_latte
2007-04-07 03:01 pm UTC (link)
She's got Cthulhu and Gloomy Bears in her dorm. I call that an automatic win.

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[info]exdee
2007-04-07 03:34 pm UTC (link)
5. The lack of many books and the guinness beer promotional-ad imply that you're a semi-illiterate drunkard.

But at least she's a semi-literate drunkard with taste in booze.

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[info]teruhiko
2007-04-07 03:48 pm UTC (link)
Wow. I'd better get rid of Red Stripe leaflet decorating part of my wall in case I look like a semi-illiterate drunkard. And the empty Stella beer cans. And not forgetting the empty Red Bull cans... oh dear.

I just like beer, okay?! Is it such a crime. *tear*

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(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-04-07 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]teruhiko, 2007-04-07 09:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-04-07 09:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]teruhiko, 2007-04-07 09:11 pm UTC

[info]soupspooks
2007-04-07 04:11 pm UTC (link)
The beer advert thing threw me. One of my friends has worked with her father, a caterer, for years. Because he's catered for a number of things, he gets weird paraphanelia, usually related to beer or drinking. She's had Labatt hockey bags, wall lights, sweaters, shirts, etc. Does that make her an illiterate drunkard, or her father? I think not.

Someone needs to remove the stick from their ass. Srsly.

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[info]mochibuni
2007-04-07 04:29 pm UTC (link)
But, but...there's some pretty awesome DVDs in the Wal Mart bargain bin...like The Muppets Take Manhattan, The Dark Crystal, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...

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(no subject) - [info]exdee, 2007-04-07 04:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]made_by_kali, 2007-04-07 11:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-04-07 04:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-04-08 04:33 am UTC

[info]omnicrom
2007-04-07 05:28 pm UTC (link)
Personally I think her dorm room is a bit crammed, and I'm wary of people who dress in all black and have piercings, but that's because I'm not fond of wangsty emo!goths. However the fact she likes FFX-2, Totoro, has a Christmas Cthulhu, and watches MST3K means she can't be all that bad.

See that? All that is completely and totally unfounded, she could be very nice and pleasant to be with or could be a real pain. Here's the key, I try to reserve judgment on people primarily so I don't turn into today's special person. I have no doubt that everything I said could be completely inaccurate as all I know right now is her living space and face.

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[info]zaliesiren
2007-04-07 06:11 pm UTC (link)
It's so cute that s/h/it tries so hard!

And mildly pathetic, since she still fails, but, but -- awwww!

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verthandi
2007-04-07 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Judging by how hard it tries, I'd say that its e-peen is really an innie.

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(no subject) - [info]smadronia, 2007-04-08 03:31 am UTC

[info]greenglass
2007-04-07 07:05 pm UTC (link)
God forbid someone should see my room. It's covered in printed off rasterbations and free vodka postrres. (I don't even like vodka; Sky Vodka just had some very pretty posters they were giving away for free and hell if I'm gonna pass that up.)

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(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-04-07 07:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyppy, 2007-04-10 01:49 pm UTC

[info]zinkchan
2007-04-07 07:25 pm UTC (link)
5. The lack of many books and the guinness beer promotional-ad imply that you're a semi-illiterate drunkard..

Most dorm rooms are teeny-tiny (unless your in a double, but then your half of the room is still teeny-tiny), which isn't really conducive to having a lot of books. Also, many of what we consider great authors were drunkards/addicted to coke/hash/insert your drug of choice. For all we know, this guy could be the next Hemmingway and he will remember your insults for years to come.

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[info]airborne_rodent
2007-04-07 07:35 pm UTC (link)
5. The lack of many books and the guinness beer promotional-ad imply that you're a semi-illiterate drunkard.

Don't diss the Guinness, bitch.

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(no subject) - [info]teruhiko, 2007-04-07 09:09 pm UTC

[info]makeshyft
2007-04-07 07:39 pm UTC (link)
I didn't know you watched Tom Goes to the Mayor. A few months ago every icon I used in this community was from that show so I guess a lot of people here looked it up and started watching it because of me.

Wow, s/h/it reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllly belives their own hype, don't they?

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(no subject) - [info]blackflag, 2007-04-08 12:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-04-08 01:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackflag, 2007-04-08 01:14 am UTC

[info]anonyrat
2007-04-07 08:03 pm UTC (link)
All the cheesy halloween decorations, spiderweb picture frames, and H.P. Lovecraft book prominently displayed. Etc. None of that is goth it's just corny and tacky.

Hey there, some of us LIKE corny Halloween decorations. My apartment's full of 'em. Got a big-ass fuzzy spider over my bed.

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(no subject) - [info]zaliesiren, 2007-04-07 08:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anonyrat, 2007-04-07 10:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-04-08 12:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zaliesiren, 2007-04-08 03:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackflag, 2007-04-08 11:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2007-04-08 05:53 am UTC

[info]ladyrogue
2007-04-07 08:12 pm UTC (link)
4. Your DVD collection sucks. It looks like you get most of your DVDs from Hot Topic and the bargain bin at Wal-Mart

Okay, 1. The bargain bin at Wal-Mart has some pretty awesome DVDs. And DVDs for $5 and under? Yeah, I'll buy it.

2. S/h/it did NOT just insult MST3K. Mike, Joel, and the bots would talk circles around this troll. In that vein, someone should MST aegion's comments.

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ealusaid
2007-04-07 08:25 pm UTC (link)
For Christmas next year, I want Americans to realize that Hot Topic doesn't have stores outside the US and Puerto Rico. Honestly, a Brit, Canadian, or Aussie with Hot Topic gear would actually be showing unusual loyalty to the subculture.

(I went to New Hampshire last year for a conference and we went to the mall for lunch; when we passed Hot Topic I made everyone stop so I could go inside, just to say I'd been)

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(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2007-04-07 09:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-04-07 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2007-04-07 09:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caoilte, 2007-04-08 01:05 am UTC

[info]exdee
2007-04-07 08:59 pm UTC (link)
From not even that ago:
Also, I've won this argument. You tried to make IKEA look so good but because of my comments I turned this into an anti-IKEA post. Notice how a ton of people were praising IKEA before I commented, but after I put my two cents in no one did anymore.

wtf mate

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(no subject) - ealusaid, 2007-04-07 11:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]exdee, 2007-04-08 12:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-04-08 04:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-04-08 09:30 am UTC

[info]darthsemicolon
2007-04-07 10:22 pm UTC (link)
I'm supposedly "intelligent" (or at least well-read), and I couldn't decorate a room well if my life depended on it. In fact, my dorm room pretty much looks like a hurricane hit it (one that enjoys Doctor Who and has a tendency to pose action figures in obscene positions).

Also, my dorm room is distinctly lacking in books. Why? Because I didn't want to haul boxes of books up four fucking flights of stairs. (Except then a neighbor gave me a box of books she didn't have room for anymore, and I had to buy three sets of textbooks, and I acquired books on my spring break trip...)

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(no subject) - [info]darthsemicolon, 2007-04-07 10:24 pm UTC
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[info]sunhawk
2007-04-07 10:22 pm UTC (link)
More comedy gold from: http://community.livejournal.com/balkans/93347.html

Yeah. As I explained to someone else, when people see you drinking a rare soda they notice. They become envious. It's a way of silently pointing out that you're more unique and therefore superior. And it implies connections, that you have easy access to things they can never get or even see anywhere else.

Alot of people will say things like "Where did you get that?" "I didn't know there was a Fanta flavor like that, I want some!". I never tell them, I just give a vague answer. I say I can't remember exactly where but I know I got it from one of the several grocery stores in the area. I take great satisfaction in knowing they will look and look and never find the flavors I have. They'll always have to drink the common flavors, only I can have the rare flavors. It's just one of the many little things I do to be superior to everyone else.


I repeat: Sadder than a one-legged puppy. With a jumprope.

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[info]sunhawk
2007-04-07 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Looks like ol' aegion is evading a possible banning from the community by now posting with this account. Terribly clever and subtle to continue arguements with another username.

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2007-04-07 10:54 pm UTC
Discovered while trawling the comm for pretty photos.
[info]vigilanterodent
2007-04-08 12:02 am UTC (link)
Apparently this LED color obsession is nothing new.

Maaaan, she maybe needs to seek some therapy over this, it's obviously kind of a capital-I Issue for her.

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Re: Discovered while trawling the comm for pretty photos. - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-04-08 12:07 am UTC
Re: Discovered while trawling the comm for pretty photos. - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-04-08 12:18 am UTC
Re: Discovered while trawling the comm for pretty photos. - [info]jat_sapphire, 2007-04-08 04:22 am UTC
Re: Discovered while trawling the comm for pretty photos. - [info]benighted, 2007-04-08 12:57 am UTC
Re: Discovered while trawling the comm for pretty photos. - [info]anonyrat, 2007-04-08 03:34 am UTC
Re: Discovered while trawling the comm for pretty photos. - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-04-08 03:36 am UTC
Re: Discovered while trawling the comm for pretty photos. - [info]anonyrat, 2007-04-08 03:44 am UTC
Re: Discovered while trawling the comm for pretty photos. - [info]jat_sapphire, 2007-04-08 04:25 am UTC

[info]perletwo
2007-04-08 01:40 am UTC (link)
It even manages to be a tool in the few comments left unscreened in the OP: I didn't know you watched Tom Goes to the Mayor. A few months ago every icon I used in this community was from that show so I guess a lot of people here looked it up and started watching it because of me.

Talent, people. Talent that will not be denied.

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[info]vzg
2007-04-08 01:45 am UTC (link)
So the "normal" culture is the only acceptable "not trying" thing? Or something?

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[info]kaen
2007-04-08 02:14 am UTC (link)
I assumed that the "H.P. Lovecraft book prominently displayed" was going to be propped up on her desk with the cover facing forward or something that, you know, prominently displayed it. Not just the spine being visible in a bookshelf with a bunch of other books where it's not even the most eye-catching or the one with the easiest title to read. It's not even sticking out over a bunch of shorter books, since they're all arranged by size.

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