He's in my journal again. I might actually have to flock that post to shut him up, but then he'd just go to another one. What a nuissance. But I won't deprieve you all the amusement of this latest batshit.

Oh, and since I see that you're reposting everything I write here over in otf_wank, let me explain to you kids why blue LED alarm clocks are the best. (Those doubting they exist can simply go to Target and find them. Or just type in "blue LED alarm clock" in a search engine.)

Blue is the rarest LED but the best for an alarm clock simply because blue is soothing and good for sleep. Psychologists have done studies on this and couples that use a red LED on their alarm clock, or more red in their bedroom get in more fights. Red is a stressful, glaring color. Which would you rather look at as you fall asleep, blue or red?

And green is no good because the green LEDs are the color of vomit, snot, and piss all mixed together.

This is why you always have to get a blue LED alarm clock. Or grey.

Now I'm definitely going with a resounding: TROLL!