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fevered_ego (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} fevered_ego) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank, |
CARBS KILLED MY ENTIRE FAMILY.
No, sincerely. I woke up one morning and everyone was lying in the kitchen dead with bread crusts all around them. I went to make a baked potato while I waited for the ambulance, and what did I find?
No potatoes. No bread. All the pasta was missing from the boxes.
So you will have to forgive me if I don't see how this whole wank is supposed to be FUNNY in any way.
No, sincerely. I woke up one morning and everyone was lying in the kitchen dead with bread crusts all around them. I went to make a baked potato while I waited for the ambulance, and what did I find?
No potatoes. No bread. All the pasta was missing from the boxes.
So you will have to forgive me if I don't see how this whole wank is supposed to be FUNNY in any way.
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