I don't like hot cross buns, but my mother does.

My mother, incidentally, gave me a chocolate monkey for easter, alongside my dad giving me a more traditional egg. I've eaten the egg, but am unable to eat the monkey. So it's still sitting on my bookshelf. But I really love it a lot, and appreciate the fact that both my parents gave me Easter gifts.

So, er, in conclusion, WTF is wrong with nodine?