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Hot cross bun wank.
Found on melbournemaniac, specifically this entry. An itty bitty wank about hot cross buns. nodine posts a poll asking if hot cross buns are lame or awesome.

'...and it's not like the cross on the top adds to the taste or is particularly... interesting? ('pointless').

I remember at one point, I think it was a radio station, ringing up bakeries to ask what the cross was made of since it appeared to do nothing. Just more dough, generally. I find them rather unpleasant. Beyond that they just... have. no. point.'

The part that really made it for me was in the comments:

'Maybe it's the taste of bland blind Christianity becoming rampant consumerist monotony and choking my spirit, dulling its flavour?'

How can a frigging hot cross bun make someone so angry?

Edit: wankaholic has kindly pointed out that Nodine posted to stupid_free as well, outing herself as stupid but blaming it on an earlier wank in the same community.

Look, kids! It's the circle of wank, it spooges us all! Ew...

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	funwithrage 2007-04-08 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	See, I never buy hollow chocolate eggs, it's true. But that's because I gravitate toward Cadbury Creme Eggs sometime shortly after Valentine's, and never stop until they're gone. (Cadbury Caramel Eggs, however, are deceptive and vile. Laid by Satan himself, I tell you.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jat_sapphire 2007-04-08 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	I even had some sympathy over the crappiness of the chocolate, because, yeah, if I sabotage my diet I prefer to really enjoy it. But one can, as you say, buy Cadbury (and you can forward all the caramel ones to me!), and the space they take up is still not an issue. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

funwithrage
2007-04-09 01:33 pm UTC (link)

Ahh, so you're the one person who buys the caramel ones! I was wondering. (At least out here, the creme go really fast. By Easter weekend, I'm always wandering into the Generic Drugstore, seeing the little Cadbury stand and going "Yay!" then realizing that it contains fifty caramel eggs and not a damn creme one. And then I destroy the world.)

But yeah. I can understand puzzlement: surely if you have a space in the middle of chocolate, that space is meant to be filled up with delicious sugary goo of some sort. But not the rage.

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	doomsday 2007-04-08 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	You speak much truth! Satan laying the eggs that make Zombie Jesus cry. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	funwithrage 2007-04-09 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	And Zombie Jesus crying is just sad. Man only has so much saline left. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ealusaid 2007-04-08 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	You have to really watch with the Creme Eggs, though. If you get them at gas stations, some bastards just put out last year's eggs, so they're less creme and more crystallized dust. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	funwithrage 2007-04-09 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, word. Plus, by the end of the season, they're really hard to find: last Friday I gave in and bought a smushified orange creme, because it was the only one I could find. Life=pain, yo. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jat_sapphire 2007-04-09 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I thought of you today, when the cut-rate Easter candy table had the 3-creme-egg packages selling for $1.07 (USD) each. They don't seem to run out around here. And run out by FRIDAY? How is that the end of the season? Or are you where the stores are closed for the weekend? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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