Hot cross bun wank.
Found on melbournemaniac, specifically this entry. An itty bitty wank about hot cross buns. nodine posts a poll asking if hot cross buns are lame or awesome.

'...and it's not like the cross on the top adds to the taste or is particularly... interesting? ('pointless').

I remember at one point, I think it was a radio station, ringing up bakeries to ask what the cross was made of since it appeared to do nothing. Just more dough, generally. I find them rather unpleasant. Beyond that they just... have. no. point.'

The part that really made it for me was in the comments:

'Maybe it's the taste of bland blind Christianity becoming rampant consumerist monotony and choking my spirit, dulling its flavour?'

How can a frigging hot cross bun make someone so angry?

Edit: wankaholic has kindly pointed out that Nodine posted to stupid_free as well, outing herself as stupid but blaming it on an earlier wank in the same community.

Look, kids! It's the circle of wank, it spooges us all! Ew...