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fuzzybluelogic ([info]fuzzybluelogic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-08 18:23:00


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Childfree vs Metaquotes vs Stupid_free vs 'George Carlin' of the Furry Internets
(moved from [info]clairvoyantwank

Over on Metaquotes</s>, [info]2_gryphon is quoted with an amusing -- and relatively benign -- retelling of his verbal sparring with an irate father.

And then a gleeful [info]featherypony happily comments that they'd love to share the post with [info]childfree.

Power Word: KNEE-JERK

[info]mayavada swoops in and lashes out at the OP and the mention of [info]childfree.

Ready. Set. Wank.


Enjoy!

Bonus: It's been reported back to [info]childfree.

And they're off!

EDIT: This wank report has been brought to you by four cups of coffee and all the jelly beans in my kid's Easter basket. *gibber* *gibber*

EDIT II: It's now made it to [info]stupid_free, [info]customers_suck, [info]cs_snark and [info]cf_snark

Good times


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[info]singe
2007-04-08 10:35 pm UTC (link)
Mmmmm, jelly beans are the food of the gods. Except for the black ones. Ptooie!

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[info]makeshyft
2007-04-08 10:38 pm UTC (link)
Especialy Jelly Bellys.

They're like god, if god was a small, buttered popcorn tasting piece of proccessed suger.

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(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2007-04-08 10:41 pm UTC
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[info]tehrin
2007-04-09 03:53 am UTC (link)
I don't like jelly beans. The only ones I like are the root beer ones.

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2007-04-09 04:23 am UTC

[info]exdee
2007-04-09 01:12 pm UTC (link)
The Starburst black ones are okay. Probably because technically they're dark purple.

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2007-04-09 04:28 pm UTC

[info]harpie84
2007-04-13 04:38 am UTC (link)
Shoot 'em over my way, kiddo. I LUV me some black jelly beans!

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2007-04-13 11:48 am UTC

[info]hearsawho
2007-04-08 10:45 pm UTC (link)
I smiled more. "I'm someone's child, yet you appear to have the right to speak to me."

This is the point at which you can always tell whether the story is real. If it's not, the parent will be OMG PWNZED. If it's real, the parent just laughs in this dude's face and asks "Bitch, are you for real?"

Because really. Guy fails at pwning forever.

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[info]jim_smith
2007-04-08 10:57 pm UTC (link)
This needs to be a law somewhere.

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-04-08 11:04 pm UTC (link)
I know, right? The dad totally would've said, "And you're an adult, asswipe, and my kids are kids."

I mean, c'mon.

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(no subject) - [info]hearsawho, 2007-04-08 11:18 pm UTC

[info]glossing2
2007-04-09 01:10 am UTC (link)
Guy fails at pwning forever.
Pit this guy versus Aegion and watch the labored snark fly splutter aimlessly around.

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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2007-04-09 05:55 am UTC

rachelthedemon
2007-04-08 11:07 pm UTC (link)
I agree with the "smells like bullshit" comments. Good Lord, any parent who existed outside the OP's head would snort their coffee at something that lame.

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-04-08 11:48 pm UTC
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[info]thexphial
2007-04-08 11:15 pm UTC (link)
The stupid_free post is so full of wank it's not even funny. Including some from me. Oh noes!

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(no subject) - [info]ladyrogue, 2007-04-08 11:36 pm UTC
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[info]darkstarrie
2007-04-08 11:40 pm UTC (link)
And [info]windypoint is the winner!


hee.

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(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-04-09 12:11 am UTC
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[info]grrliz
2007-04-09 12:06 am UTC (link)
I feel like something was wrong with my childhood because neither me nor my three sisters ever threw tantrums in public.

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[info]wankaholic
2007-04-09 12:54 am UTC (link)
At last glance, stupid_free had more wank in it than in the original post.

Alas, my inbox—I knew it, Horatio.

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eviemouse
2007-04-09 01:09 am UTC (link)
All those comments of "When I was a kid, my parents beat me with sticks locked me in the car as soon as I even made a noise! What has the world come to?" amuse me greatly - it's as if the commenters are desperate to prove that they, at least, aren't cuntdumplings, or whatever they call it, and their parents were ParentsNotBreeders, even if noone else is able to meet that high standard.

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2007-04-09 04:36 am UTC

[info]herongale
2007-04-09 03:10 am UTC (link)
My favorite bit is all the people who be dissin' Miss Manners.

I should be pointing out that Pester's reporting of Miss Manner's opinion is not explaining the full nuance of Miss Manner's (always impeccably correct) views, which would clarify that in a public establishment, such as a restaurant, the proper way to correct ANYONE (children or adult) is not to confront them directly, but report to management. And if management does not deal with the problem to one's satisfaction, it is best to again take it up with THEM.

*proves herself to be an utterly hopeless Miss Manners fangirl*

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(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-04-09 03:32 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]keri, 2007-04-09 04:11 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]keri, 2007-04-09 04:48 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2007-04-09 03:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyvorkosigan, 2007-04-09 05:37 pm UTC
Also a member of the Miss Manners Fan Club - [info]tofuknight, 2007-04-11 03:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2007-04-09 04:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]herongale, 2007-04-09 05:08 am UTC
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[info]misshappyhour
2007-04-09 04:17 am UTC (link)
Wow. That's a special kind of special.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2007-04-09 05:10 am UTC (link)
Wow, that exploded quickly.

People are missing the real crime here - that is one really lame metaquote.

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[info]lerefuge
2007-04-09 05:19 am UTC (link)
Man, this whole wank is hilarious and so full of crunchy bits. I don't know which one to choose. I'll just repost this one that really made me laugh:

"It takes a village to raise a child."

Why are all of you "OMGZEVIL" dipshits ignoring that particular addage (Especially you, ems) when it comes to disciplining a child? I mean, you're fast enough to throw it at us all when you want money/goods/special rights/privilidge... so why ignore it when it comes back to bite you in the ass? Oh, wait, because you're hypocritical. Never mind, I get it now.


I don't know who this Ems is but WTF it takes a village to raise a child? Either it doesn't mean what she thinks it means or it's just BS.

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(no subject) - [info]visp, 2007-04-09 11:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lerefuge, 2007-04-09 03:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-04-10 05:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lerefuge, 2007-04-10 10:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-04-11 01:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2007-04-09 03:47 pm UTC

[info]momcat
2007-04-09 05:24 am UTC (link)
I wanked! I wanked!

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(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-04-09 05:50 am UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2007-04-09 11:33 am UTC

[info]fevered_ego
2007-04-09 10:02 am UTC (link)
The real George Carlin is rolling in his grave over this blasphemous comparison.

And that's saying something, since he's not dead.

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[info]soupspooks
2007-04-09 04:43 pm UTC (link)
I remember being very good in public, for two reasons: 1) because I was the oldest of the grandchildren, I spent far more time around adults than kids, and while this utterly alienated me from my peers, I got along grand with adults. 2) Because my parents had a simple policy: you throw a fit in the store, we leave the store. No, really. They do not *need* to be there right now (no matter what it was) and wouldn't tolerate that kind of thing. Noise, sure. My family's fucking noisy. But kicking and screaming fits? Fuckin' no.

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(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2007-04-09 04:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]keleri, 2007-04-09 11:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soupspooks, 2007-04-09 11:34 pm UTC

[info]marciamarcia
2007-04-09 05:05 pm UTC (link)
This wank gives me flashbacks to last Saturday, when some woman was letting her 6 or 7-year-olds play a screechy game of tag in the wine aisle at the liquor store.

When they started dodging and weaving around the open display cases, my inner monolouge began to sound distressingly cf_hardcore.

However: Not really my problem in that situation. I was leaving soon so the annoyance was slim. Plus, I figure that if anyone has the right to make a comment, it's the people who work there. It was their inventory at risk of being smashed, not mine.

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(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2007-04-09 05:22 pm UTC

[info]heddychaa
2007-04-09 05:57 pm UTC (link)
For furthur "hilarious pwnage" from George Carlin, check out his fight with a black woman

I especially liked the "I'm Irish, nobody knows prejudice like we do." At which point I say: did you time-travel here from the 19th century? SHUT THE FUCK UP. Also: enfranchisement!=equality. But of course, you'd know that since you're sooooooooo discriminated against, what with being a white middle class male and all.

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(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2007-04-09 06:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2007-04-09 06:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2007-04-09 10:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2007-04-09 07:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fevered_ego, 2007-04-09 11:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]exdee, 2007-04-09 10:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-04-09 10:22 pm UTC
OMG BLACK IRISH WAH - [info]fevered_ego, 2007-04-09 11:19 pm UTC
Re: OMG BLACK IRISH WAH - [info]chibikaijuu, 2007-04-09 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2007-04-10 04:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lerefuge, 2007-04-10 10:14 pm UTC

[info]chili_power
2007-04-11 11:51 am UTC (link)
A teenage childfree furry from my friendslist is in there! *makes crosses on her Wank bingo sheet*

Childfree, stupid_free and metaquotes splooging each other in the face is definitely a sight to remember.

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