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fuzzybluelogic (fuzzybluelogic) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-08 18:23:00

Childfree vs Metaquotes vs Stupid_free vs 'George Carlin' of the Furry Internets
(moved from

clairvoyantwank

Over on Metaquotes</s>,

2_gryphon is quoted with an amusing -- and relatively benign -- retelling of his verbal sparring with an irate father.

And then a gleeful

featherypony happily comments that they'd love to share the post with

childfree.

Power Word: KNEE-JERK

mayavada swoops in and lashes out at the OP and the mention of

childfree.

Ready. Set. Wank.

Enjoy!

Bonus: It's been reported back to

childfree.

And they're off!

EDIT: This wank report has been brought to you by four cups of coffee and all the jelly beans in my kid's Easter basket. *gibber* *gibber*

EDIT II: It's now made it to

stupid_free,

customers_suck,

cs_snark and

cf_snark

Good times

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	singe 2007-04-08 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Mmmmm, jelly beans are the food of the gods. Except for the black ones. Ptooie! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	makeshyft 2007-04-08 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	Especialy Jelly Bellys. They're like god, if god was a small, buttered popcorn tasting piece of proccessed suger. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	harrylovesron 2007-04-08 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	I LOVE Jelly Bellys and thank my lucky stars they're expensive (compared to a lot of candy), or else I'd constantly be grazing on a bag. I love buying a 49-flavor mixed bag the best; it's like a sugary, tasty roulette! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makeshyft 2007-04-08 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Amen about the priceyness. But when I, and it's a rare time when I do, have the money. I go to my local candy shop and get the custom mix. Mmm, Pear, and Watermelon, and caramel apple, and Dr. Pepper, and Cappachino and ect. ect... Pity they never released those Berty Botts bean flavors for the general consumption, Black Pepper is gooooooooood. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2007-04-08 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh, Black Pepper IS good and so's Grass. I still have nightmares about the others, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rachelthedemon 2007-04-08 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	I'm fond of Dirt and Grass myself, actually >.> ~~Why no, I don't use them to make "dirt cup" desserts! No siree Bob!~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	soy_latte 2007-04-09 12:00 am UTC (link)
	"Pear, and Watermelon, and caramel apple, and Dr. Pepper, and Cappachino" You must be my jelly belly twin :-D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	anonyrat 2007-04-09 12:11 am UTC (link)
	I always felt sorry for the people who had to test the sardine and vomit ones. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

isntitironic, 2007-04-09 03:47 pm UTC

	harrylovesron 2007-04-09 04:24 am UTC (link)
	My favorites are cherry, strawberry and cinnamon. Mmm, mmm, mmm. As for the Bertie Bott's beans, the pepper was nasty to me (not a pepper fan), but grass is actually good, and booger is rather tasteless. The bacon one almost made me throw up, though. Pyuck. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chibikaijuu 2007-04-09 06:28 am UTC (link)
	Oh, yeah, I LOVEd the black pepper ones. Dirt and grass, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tangentialone 2007-04-09 12:39 am UTC (link)
	YES. The buttered popcorn ones are amazing! My favorite is the pear-raspberry combo, though (they had that as one of the 'recipes' at one point :D) or even just the pear by itself. And the cherry and strawberry daiquiri ones. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chibikaijuu 2007-04-09 06:26 am UTC (link)
	Oh god yes, the pear. Those, the peach, and the grass Bertie Bott's are my favorite Jelly Bellys. But buttered popcorn ones make me ill. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tangentialone 2007-04-09 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Hahah, I like the dirt flavored ones, because I'm a freak. :D Not the peach, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	waitwut 2007-04-09 10:48 am UTC (link)
	Oh man. I can't handle the buttered popcorn ones because, well, it tastes just like buttered popcorn and I'm eating a jelly bean. But now that we alll know I'm bizarre, we can move on with our Monday's. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nekoneko 2007-04-10 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	I've been through the same thing, except it was these small, crunchy snacks from the Asian grocery store that's close to my college. They tasted like corn on the cob, and I just couldn't eat them, because the texture wasn't right. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hallidae 2007-04-09 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	They make pomegranate flavored Jelly Bellys now. ::drool:: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	saralina25 2007-04-09 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	THEY DO?! I have to go. I...shifty eyes have places to be. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	keleri 2007-04-09 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	The red apple ones are my favorite. ^^ :9 (Reply to this)(Parent)

	anonyrat 2007-04-10 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	You know what's really disconcerting? Switching back and forth between eating popcorn and eating jelly beans, and then suddenly eating a popcorn-flavored jelly bean. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tehrin 2007-04-09 03:53 am UTC (link)
	I don't like jelly beans. The only ones I like are the root beer ones. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2007-04-09 04:23 am UTC (link)
	So you DO like jelly beans! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	exdee 2007-04-09 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	The Starburst black ones are okay. Probably because technically they're dark purple. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2007-04-09 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	Purple flavor is a-ok! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	harpie84 2007-04-13 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Shoot 'em over my way, kiddo. I LUV me some black jelly beans! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2007-04-13 11:48 am UTC (link)
	They're ALL yours! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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