Childfree vs Metaquotes vs Stupid_free vs 'George Carlin' of the Furry Internets
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clairvoyantwank

Over on Metaquotes</s>,

2_gryphon is quoted with an amusing -- and relatively benign -- retelling of his verbal sparring with an irate father.

And then a gleeful

featherypony happily comments that they'd love to share the post with

childfree.

Power Word: KNEE-JERK

mayavada swoops in and lashes out at the OP and the mention of

childfree.

Ready. Set. Wank.

Enjoy!

Bonus: It's been reported back to

childfree.

And they're off!

EDIT: This wank report has been brought to you by four cups of coffee and all the jelly beans in my kid's Easter basket. *gibber* *gibber*

EDIT II: It's now made it to

stupid_free,

customers_suck,

cs_snark and

cf_snark

Good times

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	makeshyft 2007-04-08 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Amen about the priceyness. But when I, and it's a rare time when I do, have the money. I go to my local candy shop and get the custom mix. Mmm, Pear, and Watermelon, and caramel apple, and Dr. Pepper, and Cappachino and ect. ect... Pity they never released those Berty Botts bean flavors for the general consumption, Black Pepper is gooooooooood. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2007-04-08 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh, Black Pepper IS good and so's Grass. I still have nightmares about the others, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rachelthedemon 2007-04-08 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	I'm fond of Dirt and Grass myself, actually >.> ~~Why no, I don't use them to make "dirt cup" desserts! No siree Bob!~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	soy_latte 2007-04-09 12:00 am UTC (link)
	"Pear, and Watermelon, and caramel apple, and Dr. Pepper, and Cappachino" You must be my jelly belly twin :-D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	anonyrat 2007-04-09 12:11 am UTC (link)
	I always felt sorry for the people who had to test the sardine and vomit ones. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	isntitironic 2007-04-09 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	I still laugh at the friend's father who said, "nobody would really make a vomit-flavoured jellybean!" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	harrylovesron 2007-04-09 04:24 am UTC (link)
	My favorites are cherry, strawberry and cinnamon. Mmm, mmm, mmm. As for the Bertie Bott's beans, the pepper was nasty to me (not a pepper fan), but grass is actually good, and booger is rather tasteless. The bacon one almost made me throw up, though. Pyuck. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chibikaijuu 2007-04-09 06:28 am UTC (link)
	Oh, yeah, I LOVEd the black pepper ones. Dirt and grass, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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