Childfree vs Metaquotes vs Stupid_free vs 'George Carlin' of the Furry Internets
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clairvoyantwank

Over on Metaquotes</s>,

2_gryphon is quoted with an amusing -- and relatively benign -- retelling of his verbal sparring with an irate father.

And then a gleeful

featherypony happily comments that they'd love to share the post with

childfree.

Power Word: KNEE-JERK

mayavada swoops in and lashes out at the OP and the mention of

childfree.

Ready. Set. Wank.

Enjoy!

Bonus: It's been reported back to

childfree.

And they're off!

EDIT: This wank report has been brought to you by four cups of coffee and all the jelly beans in my kid's Easter basket. *gibber* *gibber*

EDIT II: It's now made it to

stupid_free,

customers_suck,

cs_snark and

cf_snark

Good times

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	hallidae 2007-04-09 02:51 am UTC (link)
	My only tantrums were when my parents would put that stupid braceletleash thing on me. Then I'd plop down on my butt in the middle of a store and start shrieking "I NOT DOG!!!111one" at the top of my lungs. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cleolinda 2007-04-09 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Tantrum or not, that is full of win. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2007-04-09 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Mama sure as hell didn't think so. XD I got more hauled-to-the-bathroom-for-butt-bustings for that move than anything else, but I kept doing it. Eventually, I just grew out of the braceletleash, but I considered it a victory anyway. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seiberwing 2007-04-09 03:29 am UTC (link)
	See, you were doing it wrong. I just took mine off, put it on my aunt while she wasn't looking, and went waddling off into the flea market. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	heddychaa 2007-04-09 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I did, too. Except I'd run for the nearest clothing rack I could hide in. Of course, my mom would just say "Where's Heather?" and my giggling would give me away, but y'know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2007-04-09 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	I think we all did the clothing rack thing at some point. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ironymaiden 2007-04-09 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	I did the clothing rack thing when I was 2ish. Only, I didn't respond when my mother called me name, didn't respond when she started freaking out and crying because she couldn't find me, and didn't respond when she got mall security to look for me because she thought I was lost/kidnapped. I deserved that spanking. I really did. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	musouka 2007-04-09 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Normally I try not to do this, but...YOUR ICON! Please tell me where you got it and/or if it's gankable. Please? Pleeeease? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2007-04-09 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	All icons on my LJ are gankable, seeing as I ganked them all anyway. That sounds wrong. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	exdee 2007-04-09 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	They did that to my brother. He used it to trip people. I love my family. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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