Childfree vs Metaquotes vs Stupid_free vs 'George Carlin' of the Furry Internets
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clairvoyantwank

Over on Metaquotes</s>,

2_gryphon is quoted with an amusing -- and relatively benign -- retelling of his verbal sparring with an irate father.

And then a gleeful

featherypony happily comments that they'd love to share the post with

childfree.

Power Word: KNEE-JERK

mayavada swoops in and lashes out at the OP and the mention of

childfree.

Ready. Set. Wank.

Enjoy!

Bonus: It's been reported back to

childfree.

And they're off!

EDIT: This wank report has been brought to you by four cups of coffee and all the jelly beans in my kid's Easter basket. *gibber* *gibber*

EDIT II: It's now made it to

stupid_free,

customers_suck,

cs_snark and

cf_snark

Good times

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	kittikattie 2007-04-09 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Hire a babysitter? fine. Give me the money to do it. Otherwise, STFU. That's my policy for a lot of things. If you want me to do it so as not to offend your delicate sensibilities at choosing the other option, you pay me to do it, or you get out my face. See: abortion, food eating, babies, music, etc. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sithwitch13 2007-04-09 03:57 am UTC (link)
	...I need sleep. I just read that as "eating babies" and thought, "Man, she's gotten hardcore lately." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kittikattie 2007-04-09 03:59 am UTC (link)
	NOM NOM NOM BABY. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sithwitch13 2007-04-09 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Dude, it's like veal, only baby human instead of cow. REAL baby back ribs! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kittikattie 2007-04-09 04:16 am UTC (link)
	A modest proposal, indeed. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	harrylovesron 2007-04-09 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Baby-flavored Jelly Bellys? is smote (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chibikaijuu 2007-04-09 06:24 am UTC (link)
	...I would buy those. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	isntitironic 2007-04-09 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	They're probably available in Bertie Bott's. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-04-09 08:14 am UTC (link)
	Someone ate the baby What an awful thing to eat! Someone ate the baby Though she wasn't very sweet. What a dreadful thing to do The policemen haven't got a clue I simply can't imagine who Would go and (burp) eat the baby. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2007-04-09 12:58 pm UTC (link)
	Silverstein Love! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kittikattie 2007-04-09 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Shel Silverstein FTW. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shaysdays 2007-04-09 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	If they made a chocolate baby Jesus, you'd be in like Flynn. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ladyrogue 2007-04-09 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, so much word. <3 (Reply to this)(Parent)

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