Childfree vs Metaquotes vs Stupid_free vs 'George Carlin' of the Furry Internets
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clairvoyantwank

Over on Metaquotes</s>,

2_gryphon is quoted with an amusing -- and relatively benign -- retelling of his verbal sparring with an irate father.

And then a gleeful

featherypony happily comments that they'd love to share the post with

childfree.

Power Word: KNEE-JERK

mayavada swoops in and lashes out at the OP and the mention of

childfree.

Ready. Set. Wank.

Enjoy!

Bonus: It's been reported back to

childfree.

And they're off!

EDIT: This wank report has been brought to you by four cups of coffee and all the jelly beans in my kid's Easter basket. *gibber* *gibber*

EDIT II: It's now made it to

stupid_free,

customers_suck,

cs_snark and

cf_snark

Good times

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	khym_chanur 2007-04-09 04:29 am UTC (link)
	I don't think I ever threw tantrums, but when I was four I pressed the emergency stop button for an escelator at a mall, because, hey, shiny red button. I hate to think what the pre-internet child-free folk there thought of me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

puipui
2007-04-09 06:16 am UTC (link)

My daughter, when she was considerably younger, managed to press the emergency stop button in the elevator at a doctor's office once. Alarms went off and everything, it was fabulous. The maintenance people just laughed it off once we got out - the button was really low to allow for wheelchair access, and apparently there had been many children before mine who were unable resist temptation - but it was still incredibly embarrassing.

Luckily, the alarms kinda freaked my daughter out, so she learned pretty quickly that that particular shiny red button was definitely off limits in future. XD

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	meatfight 2007-04-10 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I was about that age when I pressed the red emergency "we're being robbed" button in the bank. My dad worked there and we were in there on the weekend. Ooooops. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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