Childfree vs Metaquotes vs Stupid_free vs 'George Carlin' of the Furry Internets
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clairvoyantwank

Over on Metaquotes</s>,

2_gryphon is quoted with an amusing -- and relatively benign -- retelling of his verbal sparring with an irate father.

And then a gleeful

featherypony happily comments that they'd love to share the post with

childfree.

Power Word: KNEE-JERK

mayavada swoops in and lashes out at the OP and the mention of

childfree.

Ready. Set. Wank.

Enjoy!

Bonus: It's been reported back to

childfree.

And they're off!

EDIT: This wank report has been brought to you by four cups of coffee and all the jelly beans in my kid's Easter basket. *gibber* *gibber*

EDIT II: It's now made it to

stupid_free,

customers_suck,

cs_snark and

cf_snark

Good times

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ealusaid
2007-04-09 04:31 am UTC (link)

Ahaha, Wheelies. My aunt and uncle are pretty good parents, but my 8-year-old cousin Cam has a wide variety of messed-up problems (ranging from Asperger's to Oppositional-Defiant Disorder) so they just facepalm at him, a lot. Once he kept wheeling around at a place with a prominent "NO ROLLER SHOES ALLOWED" sign, and an official-type person told him it was against the rules, and he gave them a pointed look of disdain. "These aren't roller shoes, these are wheelies."

I think my uncle ended up picking him up by the middle and carrying him outside. Oh, Cam.

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keri
2007-04-09 04:48 am UTC (link)

AHAHA. That happens to me all the time. I can never remember the name of the damn things when I'm actually at work. So I'll be talking to a kid because the mom's not around to be polite and mannerly to, and I'll be all "I like your roller shoes, kid. You wear them a lot? 'Cause I want you to be careful around here, so you don't get hurt. Heck, see this bruise on my arm? I wasn't even wearing roller skates when I got it on that table over there." And then they shoot me this look of disdain like you described and comletely ignore the rest of what I said to make sure I know that they're Wheelies.

Makes me want to tear my hair out, it does.

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