Childfree vs Metaquotes vs Stupid_free vs 'George Carlin' of the Furry Internets
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clairvoyantwank

Over on Metaquotes</s>,

2_gryphon is quoted with an amusing -- and relatively benign -- retelling of his verbal sparring with an irate father.

And then a gleeful

featherypony happily comments that they'd love to share the post with

childfree.

Power Word: KNEE-JERK

mayavada swoops in and lashes out at the OP and the mention of

childfree.

Ready. Set. Wank.

Enjoy!

Bonus: It's been reported back to

childfree.

And they're off!

EDIT: This wank report has been brought to you by four cups of coffee and all the jelly beans in my kid's Easter basket. *gibber* *gibber*

EDIT II: It's now made it to

stupid_free,

customers_suck,

cs_snark and

cf_snark

Good times

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heddychaa
2007-04-09 05:57 pm UTC (link)

For furthur "hilarious pwnage" from George Carlin, check out his fight with a black woman

I especially liked the "I'm Irish, nobody knows prejudice like we do." At which point I say: did you time-travel here from the 19th century? SHUT THE FUCK UP. Also: enfranchisement!=equality. But of course, you'd know that since you're sooooooooo discriminated against, what with being a white middle class male and all.

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	fuzzybluelogic 2007-04-09 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	Wowzers. And how much shenanigans could be called on THAT piece of poorly written fiction? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sheep 2007-04-09 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	He's not really Irish, right? He's like 20 generations on, right? Where is a 'get of my mother's and virtually all of my extended family's side' when I need it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	caito 2007-04-09 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	"I'm Irish, nobody knows ~~prejudice~~ what it's like being a real-life Monty Python skit like we do. No, seriously, we have lots of babies." Fixed it! My family is a living stereotype. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chibikaijuu 2007-04-09 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	STAB. STAB AND KILL. (Not that the chick wasn't being rude and entitled by asking him to move when there was already a seat but, uh. His assholishness FAR overpowers any minor rudeness on her part.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

fevered_ego
2007-04-09 11:28 pm UTC (link)

Seconded on the stabbing. And just look at all those helplessly deformed brains covering this guy with kudos for acting like a douche. With feedback like that, it's no wonder his epic confrontations all come off like dialogue from a bad fanfic.

I wish I were his friend. I'd beat the weak purple prose out of that guy so fast his big dumb Irish potato-head would spin.

But no. I am lying about being his friend. He is Irish, after all, and would probably give me gingervitis.

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	exdee 2007-04-09 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	"I knew George Carlin, George Carlin was a friend of mine, and you, sir, are no George Carlin!" no also no *he's still alive anyway (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-04-09 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	The colors make my eyes bleed. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	OMG BLACK IRISH WAH fevered_ego 2007-04-09 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	The shamrock. Like the Star of David, in a way. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: OMG BLACK IRISH WAH chibikaijuu 2007-04-09 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	In that I have them both in my room? Well, yes. (Irish-Italian Catholic boy flees Massachusetts for California the minute he graduates from college, meets Austrian Jewish girl from LA, have pale, redheaded, Jewish children who talk with their hands and confuse the fuck out of stereotypers.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jat_sapphire 2007-04-10 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Her first mistake was assuming I was a gentleman. Don't worry, Dan, nobody makes that mistake for long. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lerefuge 2007-04-10 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus. I think I hate this man and his crowd of ass kissers. What is that (very fabricated) crap?? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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