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wickedwitch (

wickedwitch) wrote in

otf_wank,

I don't want to get into the whole Darwin thing, but there is only about a 2% difference in our DNA and the DNA of monkeys. Monkeys are vegans.

Aaahhaaahahahahahahahaha. *takes breath* HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh god, that was good.

I think I want to take this person home and feed him/her pine nuts and veggies and make him/her talk all the time.

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