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token ([info]chaimonkey) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-11 01:48:00


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Current mood:Catty

any nappy-headed hos in the house?
Recently, MSNBC talkshow host Don Imus referred to the Rutger's women's basketball team as "nappy-headed hos" while on the air. The story is posted on the AOL Sports Blog, and the comments feature results in a landslide of delicious quotes as folks make their opinions known.

Rick: Don Imus hit the nail on the head by saying what he said. He wasn't being a racist but pointing out the truth. If the Rutgers basketball team doesn't want him to make commnets then don't get tattoes. They brought it on themselves by dressing the way they do and it is their fault. They are just too sensitive and can't handle the truth. Thumbs up to Don Imus!

Greg: He should have called them nappy head dikes instead.

DoughRayMe: Every "nappy headed" black male superstar athlete should speak up in defense of their women but I suppose those guys would NEVER bite the hands that feed them=white America. Plus, they're too busy fucking white women!

Brett: no one likes women's basketball. and if they do, they are wrong. that is the point of all this. women's basketball sucks. tarasi is amazing. lauren jackson is hot. candace parker is hot. she looks like beyonce and she is very very very good. but women's basketball still sucks. margo didek is 7 foot 3 and can't dunk. lisa leslie is a bore and she looks like a man. so does cynthia fowles. man! does she look like a guy! wow! it's shocking!

there are tons of white girls who are between 6'3" and 6'7" and my god are they a bunch of ugly horse faces. oh yeah, and they're are tons and tons of lesbians. like 75 percent. and i'm not talking hot lesbians. gross lesbians. and all the coaches look like billy jean king.

now rutgers has given us all yet another reason to hate women's basketball: some of the players are thugs. it's a real turnoff when women act like thugs. i don't even like it when candace parker starts jawing and acting aggressive, and she's hot. when candace gets all pumped up it makes me think, "poor sheldon williams, this has got to be killing his libido."



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[info]gloria_mundi
2007-04-11 06:26 am UTC (link)
So basically, Brett is the man on the street. Let's go to Google:

Margo Dydek(not, Didek): I'd hit it

Lisa Leslie: Not bad. Certainly not that mannish.

Cynthia Fowles: . . . Apparently doesn't exist.

As for the others he mentioned.

Diana Taurasi (He mispelled her name. What a shock)

Candace Parker

So to sum up, women aren't hot if they're shorter than Brett is.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2007-04-11 06:32 am UTC (link)
dude, my dad was talking about that today. My mother thought about it for a moment and said 'well, someone has a tiny penis'.

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[info]visp
2007-04-11 06:47 am UTC (link)
now rutgers has given us all yet another reason to hate women's basketball: some of the players are thugs. it's a real turnoff when women act like thugs.

Oh then well dearie me! I suppose none of us should ever act thuggish, because then he might not like us. That would be just irrelavent terrible.

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[info]pharae
2007-04-11 06:59 am UTC (link)
I'm going to Hell for immediately thinking of that one episode of Futurama.

"Here stadium, where our women basketball teams play."
"We no can dunk, but good fundamentals."
"That more fun to watch."

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[info]t_boy
2007-04-11 08:24 am UTC (link)

now rutgers has given us all yet another reason to hate women’s basketball: some of the players are thugs. it’s a real turnoff when women act like thugs.

Right. And the minute that someone starts criticizing any of the male NBA players for looking like entitlement dick-faces with too much money you’ll be there, with your giant e-penis and bottle of baby oil, to wank up a storm and “defend their honor”.

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(no subject) - [info]twoiskewl, 2007-04-11 01:29 pm UTC
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[info]ichigatsu
2007-04-11 08:35 am UTC (link)
and i'm not talking hot lesbians. gross lesbians.

.:rolls eyes:. Yes, because lesbians are essentially useless to you unless you feel like they can star in your porn.

And dunking isn't the whole point of basketball, you know...okay I will not wank.

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urbanspaceman
2007-04-11 10:15 am UTC (link)
I can't get past the term "nappy headed". In Australia nappy=diaper, so I'm picturing people walking around with nappies on their heads...

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(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2007-04-11 11:19 am UTC
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origins of 'nappy' as it applies to hair. - [info]stinksap, 2007-04-11 03:06 pm UTC
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dracothelizard
2007-04-11 11:19 am UTC (link)
I'm still reeling from the fact that there are apparently 'tons of white girls between 6'3 and 6'7' in the US. Since when? The US is a country of short-arses.

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[info]omega
2007-04-11 12:22 pm UTC (link)
Racism and sexism: the sure signs of a Real Man.

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(no subject) - [info]lerefuge, 2007-04-11 04:33 pm UTC

[info]queencallipygos
2007-04-11 01:12 pm UTC (link)
no one likes women's basketball. and if they do, they are wrong. that is the point of all this. women's basketball sucks. tarasi is amazing. lauren jackson is hot. candace parker is hot. she looks like beyonce and she is very very very good. but women's basketball still sucks.

Translation:

"I went to a women's basketball game and saw all the hot babes, but damn them, instead of all having sex with each other and then me, they actually played basketball! What's up with that? That's not the way it happens in porn!"

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(no subject) - [info]demonbean, 2007-04-11 02:24 pm UTC

[info]chibikaijuu
2007-04-11 01:43 pm UTC (link)
Yes, because lesbians exist purely for your male pleasure, and women's sports are only good if they wear tiny skirts.

*continues to mourn the demise of the WUSA. Fucking stupid "women's soccer is boring" bastards wouldn't knoe a good play if the ball smacked them up the arse, muttermutterrassumfrassumstupikidsthesedays,getoffmylawn!*

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2007-04-11 02:17 pm UTC (link)
Those mannish lesbian giantesses can play ball with me any day. Female athletes are hot.

I guess since I'm not a man, though, my opinion doesn't count. =( I keep forgetting that.

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(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-04-11 02:37 pm UTC

[info]mmanurere
2007-04-11 02:23 pm UTC (link)
The letters to the New York Times defending him were great -- "He's not racist, really! He's just edgy!"

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[info]demonbean
2007-04-11 02:23 pm UTC (link)
now rutgers has given us all yet another reason to hate women's basketball: some of the players are thugs. it's a real turnoff when women act like thugs.

A turnoff? OH NOEZ. My heart bleeds for you, man.

(Also, I can only assume that "lesbian" is the mathematical identity here, since "ugly" and "ugly lesbian" are the same thing. Quick, is it a group? Female basketball players is the set, the action is addition. We have an identity, which is lesbians = 0, we assume associative property holds, if you add a basketball player to any other basketball player you still have a quantity of basketball players, and ... ah, damn, the inverse is negative basketball players, which we haven't got. Maybe cheerleaders count?)

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[info]seiberwing
2007-04-11 03:18 pm UTC (link)
Damn, now I can't gloat about how we totally owned Rutgers on Passover.

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[info]bigbigtruck
2007-04-11 03:54 pm UTC (link)
They brought it on themselves by dressing the way they do.

Wow, zero to FAIL in .06 seconds. That's impressive.

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vomitymcpuke
2007-04-11 04:07 pm UTC (link)
Why was this guy talking about the team in the first place?

And how are they suddenly thugs? What?

I'm missing some vital information here!

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[info]shadowkitty
2007-04-11 04:14 pm UTC (link)
This depresses me more than the really horrible OTF stuff. It's so fucking hard to get taken seriously in sport.

Sorry. I'd better stop before I get to my tl;dr thoughts on yaoi.

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[info]zaliesiren
2007-04-11 04:35 pm UTC (link)
i don't even like it when candace parker starts jawing and acting aggressive, and she's hot. when candace gets all pumped up it makes me think, "poor sheldon williams, this has got to be killing his libido."

Aggressive women aren't hot? I keep missing these memos! Woe! Woe I say!

Reposted because I fail at HTML. More woe!

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pastri_archy
2007-04-11 04:54 pm UTC (link)
I fucking LOL'd at Imus' quote.

*sing-songy* Somebody's going to get ass reamed...

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[info]rotten_fish
2007-04-11 05:09 pm UTC (link)
The only thing I know about women's basketball is that there's a picture of Deanna Nolan in the display cases at my dorm and she's fucking hot.

Yeah. These guys are dumb. They can't even use grammar.

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(no subject) - [info]sexonastick, 2007-04-12 07:46 pm UTC

[info]white_serpent
2007-04-11 06:44 pm UTC (link)
it's a real turnoff when women act like thugs.

I'm so glad he told me about that. After all, meeting his high standards of womanhood is my priority in life.

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-04-12 12:39 am UTC

[info]frequentmouse
2007-04-11 06:50 pm UTC (link)
The asshats in PAD's blog are something speshul, too.

And the SGA fandom looks shinier and shinier in contrast.

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[info]seeshellirun
2007-04-11 07:37 pm UTC (link)
a part of me is in love with Brett. like 75%.

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[info]isntitironic
2007-04-11 09:54 pm UTC (link)
A few wanks ago, somebody used the word 'enbreastlement'. I hearby motion that we define it as follows:

enbreastlement (n) - the conviction that women should not be permitted any purpose other than to please men in general or the speaker in particular. adj. enbreastled.

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