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any nappy-headed hos in the house?
Recently, MSNBC talkshow host Don Imus referred to the Rutger's women's basketball team as "nappy-headed hos" while on the air. The story is posted on the AOL Sports Blog, and the comments feature results in a landslide of delicious quotes as folks make their opinions known.

Rick: Don Imus hit the nail on the head by saying what he said. He wasn't being a racist but pointing out the truth. If the Rutgers basketball team doesn't want him to make commnets then don't get tattoes. They brought it on themselves by dressing the way they do and it is their fault. They are just too sensitive and can't handle the truth. Thumbs up to Don Imus!

Greg: He should have called them nappy head dikes instead.

DoughRayMe: Every "nappy headed" black male superstar athlete should speak up in defense of their women but I suppose those guys would NEVER bite the hands that feed them=white America. Plus, they're too busy fucking white women!

Brett: no one likes women's basketball. and if they do, they are wrong. that is the point of all this. women's basketball sucks. tarasi is amazing. lauren jackson is hot. candace parker is hot. she looks like beyonce and she is very very very good. but women's basketball still sucks. margo didek is 7 foot 3 and can't dunk. lisa leslie is a bore and she looks like a man. so does cynthia fowles. man! does she look like a guy! wow! it's shocking!

there are tons of white girls who are between 6'3" and 6'7" and my god are they a bunch of ugly horse faces. oh yeah, and they're are tons and tons of lesbians. like 75 percent. and i'm not talking hot lesbians. gross lesbians. and all the coaches look like billy jean king.

now rutgers has given us all yet another reason to hate women's basketball: some of the players are thugs. it's a real turnoff when women act like thugs. i don't even like it when candace parker starts jawing and acting aggressive, and she's hot. when candace gets all pumped up it makes me think, "poor sheldon williams, this has got to be killing his libido."

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	chikane 2007-04-11 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	it's a real turnoff when women act like thugs. Is that so? Can anyone please direct me where to learn to act like "thugs"? Because I could use that knowledge. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	omega 2007-04-12 05:16 am UTC (link)
	In India. In the early 19th century. Like, duh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chikane 2007-04-12 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	Do you think watching Indiana Jones movies will help? :O (Reply to this)(Parent)

black_spot
2007-04-11 10:54 pm UTC (link)

99.867547% of women (I made that percentage up) do not look as if they could make dinner, bring up junior and be a wild sex goddess, while they are doing any sport. (Can’t actually see any men athletes doing that either.) Just because some short arsed commentator, who can’t get it up with women taller than him and is defective in bed, does not mean these magnificent examples of women cannot be hot off court.

Netball was the game girls were supposed to play in the UK. This is still the game men drool over the players. I hated netball. My school was good at basketball but attracted no girls. (I sucked at basketball as well, so I became a scorer.)

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	madelfdisease 2007-04-12 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Wow - someone get me Brett's phone number, because I so totally want to fuck him now. Wait - maybe that's too thuggish and aggressive of me. (Reply to this)

	wtf 2007-04-12 01:22 am UTC (link)
	I have nothing productive to say, so I'll just mention that Candace Parker grew up like 5 miles from me. So there. (Reply to this)

	annaham 2007-04-12 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Shorter commenters: WE ARE BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF OUR OWN WHITE PRIVILEGE! (Reply to this)

	puipui 2007-04-12 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Don Imus Rutgers Controversy Not Going Away Yeah, the controversy might not be, but as of about an hour ago, Imus certainly is. Rock on with your badass self, MSNBC! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	pastri_archy 2007-04-12 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Hee hee hee! black-hearted joy (Reply to this)(Parent)

	velvet_mace 2007-04-12 03:31 am UTC (link)
	So let me get this straight, he wants to wank off to a basketball game? Dude, that's what porn is for. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	spawn_of_kong 2007-04-12 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Well, as Tom Lehrer once ~~said~~ sang, "When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. ~~I could tell you things about Peter Pan, and the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!~~" (Reply to this)(Parent)

soupspooks
2007-04-12 05:47 pm UTC (link)

I'm going to send my grandmother after him. My five foot, seventy six year old grandmother who has been a doctor, raised four children, and used to play LaCrosse when she went to medical school, and her bridesmaids, all of whom also played LaCrosse. She's short but fierce. And Welsh.

...also, it was the must fucking surreal thing ever to find out she did play LaCrosse. She's my grandmother. o.O;; I thought she was too proper for a game that in Canada was restricted because it's too violent.

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sexonastick
2007-04-12 07:49 pm UTC (link)

See, I'm hung up on the fact that he says Margo can't dunk. (And that he knows the names of so many players he supposedly has no interest in. I mean, I know Margo is the usual easy target because she's so tall and her name looks almost like "dyke," hardy har, but wtf.)

But I've seen her do it! More than once. It just seems to bore her a lot. Which, you know, it's probably not that much of a fun challenge when you're over seven feet tall and you don't have a penis size complex to worry about.

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	chofi 2007-04-12 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	I feel sort of sad that the first thought I had about this whole thing was "Why, hello there, front page of next week's Medium!" ~~Anyone feel like scanning in the relevant pages from this week's issue? The PDF's on their site are down.~~ (Reply to this)

	mercutia 2007-04-14 03:40 am UTC (link)
	In the midst of everything else, may I point out that Don Imus looks like Don Henley after electroshock therapy? Given the fried, teased-out horked-up hairball on his crown, he's got a hell of a nerve calling someone else nappy-headed at all. (Reply to this)

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