no one likes women's basketball. and if they do, they are wrong. that is the point of all this. women's basketball sucks. tarasi is amazing. lauren jackson is hot. candace parker is hot. she looks like beyonce and she is very very very good. but women's basketball still sucks.

Translation:

"I went to a women's basketball game and saw all the hot babes, but damn them, instead of all having sex with each other and then me, they actually played basketball! What's up with that? That's not the way it happens in porn!"