I wish I had a joke about drinking problems...
On stupid_free,

gridlore posts link to an account of an occasion where he, quote, "met rudeness with snark". Specifically, some black girl didn't want to sit next to anyone, tried to make him give up his seat-with an empty one next to him-and he made fun of her in a very House-like way. Everyone hastens to call BS. Incidentally, all little old ladies speak English, and GridLore doesn't get to complain because

thexphial's Jewish ancestors were lynched.

Please, no Irishbashing.
EDIT: Personally, I would've just gone "Yes." and kept on eating my Vanilla Frosty. Now at Wendy's!

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	sepiamagpie 2007-04-12 12:19 am UTC (link)
	You know who I don't give a fuck about? The Irish. I've decided that I only like Armenians now. And if you'll excuse me, I have a redheaded baby to devour. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	chibikaijuu 2007-04-12 12:23 am UTC (link)
	They're very tasty. But watch out, they bite. Goddamn little brother... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2007-04-12 12:24 am UTC (link)
	The trick is to sauce 'em up first. A couple guinness goes a long way to a good meal. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	heddychaa 2007-04-12 01:40 am UTC (link)
	I thought you meant pour the guinness ON the baby... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ghostmaster 2007-04-12 03:31 am UTC (link)
	That's step two. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	caito 2007-04-12 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Oh my God, why do you want to eat my baby brother. Disclaimer: Don't worry, that's not a real beer, it's Michelob Ultra. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2007-04-12 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Ahaha. He even has alcoholic under the eye bags. That's so cute. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seiberwing 2007-04-12 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Someone needs to make a macro out of that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	waitwut 2007-04-12 02:04 am UTC (link)
	I'm half safe! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jrs1980 2007-04-12 04:51 am UTC (link)
	I've decided that I only like Armenians now. You obviously don't watch The Amazing Race. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shadowkitty 2007-04-12 12:29 pm UTC (link)
	DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: Meanie. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	exdee 2007-04-12 03:04 pm UTC (link)
	But the redheaded babies came from Vikings, so your problem lies partly with Norwegians. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	soupspooks 2007-04-12 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	protectively covers her own hair, and the hair of the boy she babysits Though at nearly three, he's not really a baby any more. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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