ATTENTION: Do not wear mini-skirts unless you want to get (CENSORED FOR THE HOME AUDIENCE). (What? You think I wanna get canned like Don Imus did?)

Context is here: Girls who do porn are asking for it, because it's totally in the job description. But mini skirts aren't bad!

And, oh SNAP.

I think I've done enough apologizing for laughing at this wank... but I'm not really sorry, either.

Edit: stupid_free, naturally, brings us more fun and wankery Oh and if you try to claim you wear mini skirts for any reason other than sex YOU'RE LYING!

Edit Reloaded: Even better, a visit from Lovecrafty!

And for those who are NOT familiar with lovecrafty, have a link!

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	edgyspice 2007-04-16 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	Reminds me of a (male) friend of mine who commented on the fact that I had been dressing more nicely of late, then told me that I was obviously trying to attract a man. I bit my tongue instead of telling him that my boyfriend would surely have something to say about that. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	anonyrat 2007-04-17 01:39 am UTC (link)
	Oh god, yes. I'm a total dandy. I LOVE clothes. I don't give a shit what OTHER people think of my outfits. If I was trying to attract people, I'd wear clothes that didn't go out of fashion a century ago. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vzg 2007-04-16 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I only wear a skirt in a desperate attempt to look somewhat like Tara from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I fail every time, of course. (Oh, and I also wore it for Halloween once.) So everyone else should only wear skirts when they want to look like a shy lesbian witch! OR ELSE. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2007-04-17 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	I can get behind this resolution. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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