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	seiberwing 2007-04-14 05:37 am UTC (link)
	reads DAMN. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wankaholic 2007-04-14 05:43 am UTC (link)
	I WARNED YOU. Oy. I still hold that if you're gloating over the fact that your parents think you're too young to be sexually active, maybe they have a point. Then again, I'm a bitter virgin. What do I know? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2007-04-14 06:17 am UTC (link)
	It's the one about how overpopulation would occur if childbirth was pleasant that kills me. I mean, even taking out the pain at the end, what's so great about those nine months before it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wankaholic 2007-04-14 06:21 am UTC (link)
	I don't know about you, but people grabbing my stomach and asking how far along I am is something I've dreamed about from the time I was tiny. :P (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	threegoldfish 2007-04-16 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Stun gun. I'm gonna have a stun gun to whip out and blast the fuckers with. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	barankhy 2007-04-14 10:20 am UTC (link)
	Wait, would occur? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jat_sapphire 2007-04-14 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	Really. I don't usually make jokes about US public education, but she tempts me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seiberwing 2007-04-14 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	'Her' words, not mine. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cookie_love 2007-04-14 11:47 am UTC (link)
	A continuous state of pre-orgasmic release, maybe. Would that kill you or just make sitting really fun? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	semtex 2007-04-14 07:42 am UTC (link)
	... Eww. Not exactly something (for her) to be gloating about. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	semirecluse 2007-04-14 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	Plenty of parents think their dear innocent kiddies are too young to be sexually active until they're, oh, 40. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

isntitironic
2007-04-14 02:22 pm UTC (link)

There's a joke about that. It's not a very good joke, but it goes like this:

A young woman had just gotten married. She and her husband went off on a wonderful honeymoon in Europe, then came home and settled down into married life. It happened that they lived very close to the woman's parents, who'd be over for dinner at least once a week.

Now, one day a couple of years after the wedding, the woman was having coffee with some friends, and one of them asked her if she and her husband were planning on having children. She replied that they would love to have children, but she was afraid they couldn't have their own. They would have to adopt. This was the first her friends had heard of it, and they were full of sympathy.

"You both always seemed so healthy!" one of the friends said.

"Oh, it's nothing wrong with me or my husband," the woman assured her. "It's just that... well, mother's always over for supper and if I were pregnant, she'd know we'd been up to something!"

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	wankaholic 2007-04-15 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Point, but not many people gloat over it. :P (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	semirecluse 2007-04-15 04:41 am UTC (link)
	LOL IM SO BADASS is a true sign of teeniehood, for sure. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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